The Wrong Impression

There’s a talent show this evening at the RSPCA Eight or nine impressionists are on the bill today Some will do wild animals and some will croak like frogs And a few, it seems, will do domestic cats and dogs Well the show’s been on a while and the talent’s fairly rough I’m thinking that I might go home because I’ve heard enough The fella who just did a fish by flapping on the floor Nearly made me leave but there are just a couple more The last but one contestant did a half way decent leopard My programme says this final act will do a German Shepherd The audience responded as though they were sound asleep When the guy took to the stage and said... ...‘Ve’re are ze sheep’