Long Ze Poems

Her long sleeved robe matched the hue of the plants so perfectly 
that it was hard to tell where the rest of the color and her form began. 
Her skin was a papery, ghostly white....

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The told us to hate all people
who were born with real pale skin,
as if lacking pigmentation
was like an original sin.
Though these people had done nothing,
they cried out,”Look to the past!
These people killed and they had...

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What's In Your Will?

Not everyone has houses or lands, gold or silver, stocks or bonds, IRA’S or CD’S, Cars or cash, insurance policies, etc. But that does not mean we have nothing to leave behind...

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ABUJAS TIME MACHINE

We do recall the day Abuja
arrived in a strange flying machine 
claimed to have created da ding..
landed at the caffe near..
our lecture halls...

Abuja took some permanent markers-
wrote some gibberish on the wall..
alluding to...

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Not everyone has houses or lands, gold or silver, stocks or bonds, IRA’S or CD’S, Cars or cash, insurance policies, etc. But that does not mean we have nothing to leave behind when we depart...

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"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."  
-- an unenlightened assw*pe medieval  
 
*   *   *  
 
Albeit nearly drowned by soup, one counterculture witch  
yet...

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or

The Stages Set for Grief

"What you sow, I reap --
after I fu*k it over."
-- a grossly obese Grim Reaper
yet of an appetite
greedy

*   *   *

Close listen to the tick-tock of thy biologic...

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This poem may get into trouble,
The world wants identity double.
Attempting to culture commonality,
The world champions individuality.

Theft of language has become all too common,
Yesterday’s use today identifies one a strawman.
Definitions change, words take on other meaning,
Often...

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~ My Fellow* Americans ~   
 (Regarding Presidential Elections)

Let us amend the Constitution
so we can find a fitting solution
for every election where the selection
  of any candidate means indigestion

Here is what I...

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‘Twas the night before Christmas in the little town of Oberflugelschweinsaxenmitcracklingewurst.
(There are some that are much longer; it isn’t the worst)

Now hier ist ze haus of ze happy family SCHMIDT
Und Herr Schmidt mit rosenconk giving...

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He used to be very naughty and intelligent when he was young 
He grew up too fast but faster he is losing his sharpness 
However, one day my son demanded that he would go for...

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Politics is smart on one side
but it's half luck for another
when you win it's hazard
when you lost it's sourish
I think so much Pirulin
I got the first mush
before giving to each other.

Who doesn't cry, doesn't breastfeed
still...

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Love Speaks All Languages


‘Je t’aime’ he whispered with passion
By the Seine with the moon bright above
It sounded so very romantic
French, they say, is the language of love

‘Ti amo’ declared the young Roman
As he courted his...

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My name is Harvey Honeybee, 
I like to buzz around,
I'm looking for some flowers,
But they're nowhere to be found!

I've been looking for days,
And lots of lonely nights,
And it surely seems,
Something has happened to my sights!

Where...

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ROY MERGED

Board ze stage coach Roy'
seat next to maggie Roy
sneak maggie look Roy
steal feel then now Roy
snatch tach.. margie
un-bothered Roy

naughty Roy
this is public place
public display of affection..
forgot you two just met Roy...
Oh see Maggie now...

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The morning sky looks down through baby blues
Hydrating raindrops from oak leaves still drip
Ephemeral the morning petrichor
Lovely plumeria form garden's lei
A hummingbird pursuing nectar's zen
Resplendent morning glories wakening
Kwee-tu-whit the lark warbles, with soft lilt
Songs praising...

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There’s a talent show this evening at the RSPCA
Eight or nine impressionists are on the bill today
Some will do wild animals and some will croak like frogs
And a few, it seems, will do domestic cats...

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Booze Alert

A drunk and his friend encountered a ghost
Alarmed and surprised they struggled to stand
One friend showed no fear and was known to boast
Of withstanding demons who were his hosts

The other friend freaked and stood...

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They say that Snow White
fell out with Cinderella,
And with her she was clinging,
pulling her hair...
So said the maiden...
- She is  as dry as a mango
in the mouth of a toothless gal.. !


Ps  Cordel...Cordel...

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huhcofcofahahmmm...
vhat be it
zat be ze
'soar-s' of
a past

the 'mow-meant' (uff time)...
was a 'bore-dome' cap
cleared that vhat
vas min(e)d uff
'thuh-oughts' zat then

'a-pier-id' as a 'free-dome'...
uff time to swim in
but my feet were
not un-sure as
ze ride had already

stopped and...

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(cheech and chong....drive-in....parkin....rye-in.....ffffffree'...ver'...s'ns     : )

c:     ffffff.....ree-verse!!!     ; )

c:     reef-ver.....ssssss!?     : /

c:    ...

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Who L-ZE??

I so often get so wound up writing poems, I fail to take the proper amount of time 
in reading other's works....for this I am sorry, and I apologize...but the one who 
gets robbed...

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