Chinese Dave is not Chinese, he just likes Chinese food,
He’ll eat it till his tummy bursts whene’er he’s in the mood.
He scoffs Chow Mein and Egg Foo Yung and Fried Rice by the plateful,
And then his botty burps. Oh dear! Stand back! You will be grateful.
The round ball
I´m stunned
by the fanatics of football
One country is in deep mourning
the winning country is jubilant.
This sport has become big business
A battle of the boardroom.
Buying and selling.
The Exploitation of the gullible.
The football is round.
However, wins one can be sure
the public is the loser.
The round leather ball on a greenfield
has replaced our religions
I wonder what Yung would have made out of this?
Deloris Dishpa A Girl who likes Swans--
There once was a girl who liked swans.
She said, "See the lovely vons!"
It was rather young,
But not quite egg fu yung
She couldn't say no to the salons.
3/7/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
A Limerick by James Edward Lee Sr.
Isang lingong pahirap
Isang lingong puro hirap
Isang lingong puro puyat
Isang lingong ayaw paawat
Yan yung lingong ang bigat
Animo Hindi mo alam kung sapat.
Yung pag hihirap mo sa bawat
Sandaling ikaw ay nakatapat
Sa kwadernong puno ng kaalaman.
Isusulat lahat ng nalalaman
Upang maka sabay sa iilan
Na tinuturo na aming dapat malaman.
Ganyan ang aming buhay sa loob,
Ng unibersidad na sa Amin ay nakapaloob.
Aagos ang luha ng todo,
Dahil ikaw, ako at tayo ay mag tatapos sa marso
Sixty year old Chinaman Lee Yung,
Had been out of a job for too long,
So desperate to work again
He went for an interview when
They said they wanted, somebody young. Yung
I went a searchen for da green eyed monster
Yet da big fella was nowhere in site
They'd said he was really quite fearsum
He'd often appear on a saderday night
I went out wit my little woman
That sweet gal o mine lookin so fine
If ya asked me to give er a ratin
She'd be a ten or at least a nine
Da more dat I got inta ma drinkin
Ma senses dey became super fine
I noticed sum good lookin fella
Eyen dat special woman o mine
The vessels in ma neck started poppin
My eyes began glowin a sickly green
I got up frum ma chair started screamin
Dats right I started makin a scene
Ma little woman she was sum embarrassed
That yung fella smashed me in da face
Tank goodness she came to ma rescue
It's a good ting she had a can a mace
It seems I'd been mad about nutin
Dat young fella had been on a date
Ma wife told me dat I'd bin right silly
She was quite sure dat his date's name was Nate
Tankfully dos green eyes dey turned back ta blue
Da colour now is gone wit out a trace
except for da red and da black an blue
dat now is coverin dis here old face
For Verlena Walker's Green Eyed Monster contest
The binary star is about to come close to the sun
By the Stonehenge new day has began
Yung children with Stonehenge mystery have fun
As down the slope of rolling hill they run
The huge moonstone sapphire mirror in ice grotto hidden
Going there on wrong day is forbidden
The grotto is probably somewhere in Brittan
Fighting against Rome’s oppression it was probably ancient druids last hope beacon
The mirror great shadow on the floor will cast
The quantum vortex with whole accountability the numbers are vast
To see seal of Saturn to look into the mirror one must
The later spheres past counterbalance destiny point of view no immeasurable is just one of many, dust
The accountability rises the power of spheres right through
The reflection of the soul appears in the mirror view
If the essence of the heart is true
The Summum bonum will be there too
You brighten my day
Showin' me my direction
You're comin' to me
And givin' me inspiration
How can i ask for more
From you my dear
Maybe just a smile in your
(maybe just a smile in your heart)
You brighten my day
Showin' me my direction
You're comin' to me
And givin' me inspiration
How can i ask for more
From you my dear
Maybe just a smile in your heart
Give me a smile in your heart.
Okay ito na to, yung conclusion, hehe. Adik lang ako noh? Kung anu-ano pa yung naiisip ko.. kung dati, pasmile-smile, tapos pakilig-kilig, ano kaya susunod? ? One thing’s for sure, MAY UNDERSTANDING NA TAYO. ? Kung ano man label natin, MASAYA TAYO. ? Thank you, bigla kang dumating sa buhay ng churang ito, hindi man natin pinagplanuhan, siguro si GOD na ang nagdikta.. ? sana maiintindihan pa natin lalo yung isa’t-isa. Dalawa tayo sa relasyong to. Marami na tayong napagdaanan, at marami pang dadating. Kaya nating dalawa to. ? Aayusin natin. ? Thank you michurz ko. ? mwah* *hugs* I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU!!
PS: This is a song by Ariel Rivera. I just quoted this. This is not my piece. thanks.
SUM YUNG GUY
I’d like to make something amply clear
And make some necessary corrections
I asked a Chinese American what was happening as November grew near
And he responded “they are hodeing presidential erections”
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- da heart I gave, dnt want it back
- take it to da grave, opposites attract
- you hate what I like, but still keep a smile
- our days & nites, phone convos been a while
• we fuss we fite, still love at D end
• you're more dan just my girl, somehow my bestfren
• my love you are, da girl of ma dreams
• lip saliva being shared, no one's in between
- my last that's worth, very pompous yung lady
- intelligent, sexiness personality drives me crazy
- my world wud be empty without you, dnt leave
- da love's just magic minus da tricks up sleeves
• da death of our love, in a tombstone it goes
• good things come in patience, my time really shows
• in seconds, in minutes, ma nites no longer cold
• lock fingers, loose da key & watch da love rise slow...
- Kenneth Armant
She holds her head high,
Never cry.
Hide herself from the world
A mask she controls well
Smile and laugh
She tells herself
Hide the pain and hurt
They'll never understand
Even if you tried to tell your story
Yung soldier
Yung soldier
No one will ever know
That you've wanted to go AWOL
Or just quit it all
Family could care less
This is all a mess
No outlet, just her and her emotions
But no time to shed a single tear
Because to the world she hasn't a fear
At least that's what she wants them to believe
A mask she designed all to well
She looks at life as a challenge
Alll the things she must balance
Yung soldier
Yung soldier
No one will ever know
That you wanted to go AWOL
Or just quit it all.
I have a feeling
that my dog is so spoiled
that she doesnt like dog food anymore
apperently she want's filet min yung and lobster
well this isint the surf and turf doggie cafe
get your head outa your furry butt
and eat your alpo
Philosopher Carl Yung
had a theory...
Every hundredth monkey
would come up with a
new idea which all the
other monkeys adapted
for the development of
the group's collective...
productivity.