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Limerick Write Poems

These Limerick Write poems are examples of Write poems about Limerick. These are the best examples of Write Limerick poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Simply Fun
there was a girl named Alice
preferred to write while braless
 	wrote poems by rules
	while wearing her mules
her fingers were getting a callous

the contest rules were...

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Categories: write, fun, funny, humorous, poetry,



Premium Member A Riddle A Wordsmith
You try to teach but don’t listen,
talking all over me again;
Threw up that riddle
from a high pedestal;
Tossed it to a wordsmith, I win....

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Categories: emotions, feelings, humor, write,

Premium Member Why Don't He Write
You may think me a bit of a jerk,
and I thought I knew how this stuff worked,
but my Soup emails dash
right straight into the trash,
and...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: write, betrayal, computer,

Premium Member Writing Prompts
Playing a game of connect the dots
my pen is alive with wild thoughts;
May say I don’t play nice  
I just ignore that voice; 
Flying...

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Categories: feelings, poetry, poets, write,

Premium Member To Quote Milt's Limerick
TO QUOTE MILT'S LIMERICK
Milt's Limerick
Knobby Knees
There was a young lad from AberdeenHis knees were knobbiest ever seenBought himself a kiltWore it without guiltKept his bony...

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Categories: eulogy, father, funny, write,



Premium Member Send In The Clone
‘Do not disturb’ sign on my phone,  
the struggle is real with time zones; 
Too tired to feel alive 
can’t miss this Instagram Live,...

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Categories: humor, poetry, write, writing,

Premium Member Big Blue Boat
I set off in a big blue boat

I wanted to see the world afloat

today I talked to a whale

I drank some cold ale

I tried but...

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Categories: boat, drink, sea, write,

Premium Member For Free
You want me to pay to promote me? 
I will just let my work speak; 
By all means you can feature,
it’s ok to hit share;...

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Categories: emotions, feelings, poetry, write,

Premium Member Monetize Me
Write all day then color it green, 
abuse the pen but keep it clean; 
I want to leave this desk; 
Do you feel my S.O.S?
Take...

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Categories: emotions, feelings, poetry, write,

Premium Member A Limerick Tale
Woke up again hours before the light
But that's okay cause that's when I write
Oh no I say
With much dismay
A limerick is all I can muster...

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Categories: silly, write,

Premium Member Prompt Troller
Through writing prompts I quietly scroll,
five with the same topic takes a toll;
How many ways can you say 
the same thought in a new way?
I...

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Categories: write, humor, inspiration, poetry, words,

Premium Member Tom
TOM

He wrote so many limericks, sometimes many in a row
Sometimes his mind energized we get a total overflow

Doc’s instead of medicine would direct you to...

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Categories: appreciation, funny, humorous, write,

Premium Member The Poet
There once was a poet who loved to write
poetry bold and carefree as the night
His poems grew so quiet
seems to have gone on diet
from ink...

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Categories: write, poems, poetess, poetry, poets,

Premium Member Rude Bert
RUDE BERT

There was once a man called Bert
Whose feelings of others he hurt
There were those who ignored
Others who on him deplored
That he curb his need...

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Categories: fun, write,

Premium Member I WRITE BAWDY LIMERICKS AND POOP POETRY
I’m known as the limerick queen
Though some deem my work is 'obscene'
When I write about todgers
I upset coffin dodgers -
They’ll NEVER upset my routine !

MANY...

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Categories: write, anti bullying, how i