Wenches Poems - Poems about Wenches

...The soft breeze whispered in a barely heard whiff. Emptiness enveloped the lovely old park Past life has been hard and now all are dead stiff. Hot tears rolled down my cheeks as day became dark. ......Read the rest...

...Lord Labrador was so dapper and debonair, When the wenches saw him, they put their legs in the air. He could have his sniff of whatever female he fancied. None of them ran off or avoided him. Th......Read the rest...

...Far from the throes with foes who dip acid, but still wiping flows from my nose, cooked by oil-based pros. The intensity grows, when it's mixed with White Whoes', and you come out yo' clothes, ......Read the rest...

...Dreamscape Fright night echoes sounds clink tapped chalices, Amidst caused bruised concoctions aplenty, Dons alehouse barmaids geniality, Fair distance yonder gates of said p......Read the rest...

...Robin treated his men down at the inn To sexy wenches, food, mead and some gin All got drunk on the mead Then got high on the weed Friar Tuck said “it’s not right it’s a sin.” Robin’s outlaws ......Read the rest...

...At every birth is God, by whom each lifespan is decided, and when One spends another year, a cherubim will then appear to note the age, lest one spend more than what the Lord's provided... ........Read the rest...

...Old men sit on city benches, Young girls pass, ALL future wenches, Bought and sold, wrapped up like candy Human slaves to feelings randy, Seniors find their skin's now forest, Sunshine's grown......Read the rest...

...Haywire ghetto, lingering corpses, malingering sunshine, Malignant malediction, staccato with disseminating stench, Portending: ichor, insipid blood and wenches. Juxtaposition of aphotic with ap......Read the rest...

...SURF'S UP It drug the beach sand making trenches causing lightheaded fainting of wenches the ocean was icy he stood out quite nicely even after allowing for shrinkage. 2/19/2016 subm......Read the rest...

...Henry Morgan is my name Being a pirate is my fame A landlubber wasn't for me Fortunes were made at sea From port and starboard cannons roar Through Spanish ships cannonballs tore Strike y......Read the rest...

...No Love Lyrics No resting arms Nor bosom smitten, Where conflict harms Once shy, twice bitten, A virgin riled Soon does goad The wrath of a child As cannons reload. Hidden in history......Read the rest...

...Let us go to certain half-desserted restaurant Where cheese is spread on the table like an elkmilksheet Steaks are burnt, curries are bland, puddings are mulberry mist Let us go to certain half-......Read the rest...

...Good tidings young maidens it is me The chastity belt bespoke fitter To all princess and queen I could tell many a tale about the things I've seen But alas the crusades are over No need for chas......Read the rest...

...i am a ye olde chastity belt maker and fitter Fitting is free I love my occupation As I hold the key For an emergency Their men want them fitting While they are away at war And my services are requi......Read the rest...

...Welcome to the Hogs head The local ye olde pub The ale tastes like urine And there's maggots In the grub. There's straw on the floor A pee bucket by the door And rats scurry in groups of ten or mor......Read the rest...