Short Wenches Poems

Watch wiley

wicked witch

wenches weep


Copyright McCuen 2008...

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SURF'S UP

It drug the beach sand making trenches
causing lightheaded fainting of wenches
the ocean was icy
he stood out quite nicely
even after allowing for shrinkage.



2/19/2016

submitted to – Limerick Contest II – for fun – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Jan Allison...

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I wish i was a wee doggy.
getting my legover any i fancy!
A quick fix!a run on the grass.
a chow at a cat with a big fat ass!
come on ya lucky bitches!out the ark!
welcomed as wenches,bark!bark!bark!
The folk leaders are good at frightening.
some are like sheep in real wolfs clothing.
The only thing they seem to lack!...

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Haywire ghetto, lingering corpses, malingering sunshine,
Malignant malediction, staccato with disseminating stench,
Portending: ichor, insipid blood and wenches.

Juxtaposition of aphotic with aphotic; incognizant iniquity.

Noxious oxygen, attenuated jasper, jejune jardiniere:
Zion.

Smoke: implicative cornice,
Sherry or vitriol?
Ours, a world, that feigns polo in alcohol!!

-Pin Dew (30/04/2017)...

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Robin treated his men down at the inn
To sexy wenches, food, mead and some gin
All got drunk on the mead
Then got high on the weed
Friar Tuck said “it’s not right it’s a sin.”

Robin’s outlaws were enjoying the night
And with the sheriffs men started a fight
The men ran for their lives
There was lots of high fives
The peasants cheered at this comical sight.




Written 31st January 2019
For limerick 3 contest
Sponsored by Joseph May....

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