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Chastity Belt Bespoke Fitter

i am a ye olde chastity belt maker and fitter Fitting is free I love my occupation As I hold the key For an emergency Their men want them fitting While they are away at war And my services are required More and more Something I adore. The women beg me to set them free And I give them what they need For a fee. So need a chastity belt? Don't buy a cheap imitation from Hong Kong. They have sharp edges and not that strong. Just send me a E- arrow And I'll be there quicker than a falcon after a sparrow. This weeks special offer hurry! Buy two get one free I aim to please If I still have the energy. I'm very popular you know So come on wenches and ye olde maidens Give me a go How else you gonna know?. Peter Dome. copyright.2014. July.

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Skat A

Date: 7/13/2015 12:35:00 AM

PETER, Congratulations on having your poem featured this coming week. **SKAT**

Peter Dome
Date: 7/13/2015 4:26:00 AM

Hi Skat. great to hear from you . hope you are keeping ok. Thank you so much, it was a nice surprise, it was an old one now. take good care. my very best wishes. Pete.

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

Date: 8/18/2014 10:27:00 AM

hilarious but very clever write.. :) like the first three stanzas. :D! :P God bless you.. :D, olive eloisa

Peter Dome
Date: 7/12/2015 11:36:00 AM

Thank you so much friend. so glad you enjoyed it. So kind of you to stop by. take good care. my very best wishes. Pete.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/10/2014 6:31:00 PM

LOL This is so witty, Peter. I didn't know this was your occupation, but I have no use for your wares :D. You have a gift for making people laugh and I see nothing better than that in life! (Just saw your comment on the youtube boy at the fair. My goodness, he was a hoot!) Love and blessings, Carolyn

Peter Dome
Date: 8/10/2014 6:41:00 PM

Hi Carolyn. great to hear from you. hope your ok. I'm blown away by your kind comment on making people laugh. that's what I aim to do/. I loved that little guy. so serious and a real pro. hope he makes it but it doesn't spoil him. A star in the making. thank yiu so much take care. warm best wishes. Pete.

Vera Duggan

Date: 8/5/2014 7:24:00 PM

Oh Peter very good, loved it from start to finish Take care my friend............ Queen Vera......

Peter Dome
Date: 8/5/2014 7:32:00 PM

Vera my friend. how good to hear from you. so glad you enjoyed ye olde poem. I haven't got a shop in Oz yet, not been discovered.ha ha. hope your well. my very best wishes. Pete. Your majesty.

J. R. Corbin

Date: 7/31/2014 9:31:00 AM

I wish I had known thee prior to my first crusade. The harlot had duplicate keys made. What a wench...Thanks for the fun read, Peter.

Peter Dome
Date: 7/31/2014 10:18:00 AM

Thank you My friend. I think I remember you from Knight school. you can't trust wenches these days. should have been one of my models. The one's from Hong Kong are easy keys to duplicate. Good look on your next crusade. take care. Pete.

Peter Dome

Date: 7/31/2014 8:50:00 AM

Fan we have the peak district on our doorstep. Nottinghamshire too. the Yorkshire dales are beautiful. don't forget the steam train. hope hope you have a great time. Rock? what rock?. Alcatraz?. thank you have fun. best wishes. Pete. P.S I have just the belt for you. tee hee.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/31/2014 8:40:00 AM

- A really excellent sales from Hong Kong ...... a good quality ???? - Ha, ha, ha .... enjoy reading, Peter !! - oxox // Anne-Lise :))

Peter Dome
Date: 7/31/2014 8:54:00 AM

Thank you Anne Lise. I think I might open a ye olde shop in Sweden come to think about it ha ha. Hope your ok. I do take credit cards. and free fitting. ha ha take care. best wishes. Pete.

Jan Allison

Date: 7/31/2014 8:07:00 AM

LOL Peter this is so amusing Just dont lose your keys!. Hugs Jan xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2014 8:28:00 AM

LOL Peter ... not been to Derby for about 4 years - we are off to Yorkshire dales next week - not been there for 20 odd years can't wait to leave our little rock for a few days:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Peter Dome
Date: 7/31/2014 8:26:00 AM

Funny enough I can't find them anywhere, those poor women. er I don't suppose I can fit you one?. special discount and free fitting?. There soon to be in fashion. Very popular with jailbirds women. thank you. been to Derby from Nottingham a few times. Love the Derby road, and Westfield shopping centre. Off to the Nottingham river festival tomorrow might see you there. I'll pack a few belts if you wish, we'll find some bushes for a private fitting.best wishes. Pete.

Toquyen Harrell

Date: 7/31/2014 7:30:00 AM

Lol, oh so you have the key, huh? The men are the fools to trust you :) Great one. Love it

Peter Dome
Date: 7/31/2014 8:29:00 AM

What do you mean?. I'm a good boy I am. don't forget this weeks special offer. buy one get one free. do you a special price any day. Ha ha. thank you Pete.