Vlad Poems - Poems about Vlad

... Vladimir Putin hints at using nuclear weapons Guess what, Vlad, we have our own weapons too We'll point Donald J. Trump directly at you......Read the rest...

... We don’t believe either Biden or Trump On both of them we constantly dump But Putin’s claims are treated with reverence After all, the man provides zero evidence ......Read the rest...

...Could Estonia help Vlad get paid? He'll claim they're Russian and invade! Better than cash bonds Putin can use their blondes To entice his mark Trump to get laid......Read the rest...

...My powder horn I'll be tootin I'll git next door and start shootin Now killins a fad And copyin Vlad Makes me a menace like Putin......Read the rest...

...Joe Biden is a gambler He’s got rune stones in his shoes When he steps up to the table He believes that he can’t lose So, he places bets without speaking Using head fakes left then right And un......Read the rest...

...Vladimir was looking for a car pet He saw an Afghan he just had to get How clear could Vladimir be But the salesman didn't see The hound's picture tucked in Vlad P.'s wallet......Read the rest...

...Spare a thought this Christmas for those suffering in Ukraine While you are enjoying the festive season Russia inflicts more pain Huddled around makeshift fires with no where to escape the chil......Read the rest...

...Vlad, a Merry Christmas to you from me Complete with baubles a spruce Christmas tree But what he don't know That tree's gonna blow Cos' each bauble is packed with TNT... Putin woke up......Read the rest...

...Everybody's bashing Putin week! 12/2/22 Putin's Fallsky While Putin is doing the Kazat......Read the rest...

...Vlad Putin was dealing with state affairs On his way back he skidded down the stairs You could smell the foul gas Cos' he ruptured his a.s.s No get well wishes because nobody cares. H......Read the rest...

...We've been having a "Bash Santa" week, but I wrote limericks this morning about Putin breaking his tailbone. So, Tom suggested we have a "Bash Putin" week. Here are three more from me. Please join......Read the rest...

...News: Putin had fallen and couldn't get up The one who found him there looked down and said, "'Sup?" He'd stumbled down the stairs And it seems no one cares Would I have laughed out lo......Read the rest...

...The attack on a shopping centre, is a crime against humanity And yet we to continue to ignore, this ongoing brutality You must always show a strong hand and stand up to the bully Even if it th......Read the rest...

...Lithuania has told Vladimar Putin to keep out of our nation They've been shifting freight to and from the Russian federation Putin has said they'll take action, it's just another hollow threat ......Read the rest...

...For over three long months , the war has been raging Against the Russians, the Ukrainian army are engaging You can't help but admire them, for putting up such a heroic fight Heavily out manne......Read the rest...