My Name Is Vlad

My name is Vlad I can shoot, I can kill, I can also make you very ill I have tanks, I have bombs, and many other killing machines as well I also have many morons I control I am mad And my name is Vlad I am a president A president of my own vanity I am also insanity I like to shoot, I like to kill, especially all humanity Little children bring them on Plus, old people who should be gone Women, who are they Just do as I say, I say to them And any free man that stands in my way I will let my million soldiers’ pound away Till you are dust in the soil Although I would rather have your subservient toil I will blow up your houses, blow up your schools, blow up your hospitals I kill the weak and all those who dare to speak against me Because I am Vlad And I am Mad Have I said that already? I have a big red button on my remote control So be aware I won’t be told Anything that you believe Means absolutely nothing to me Freedom! What is that? Because I am Vlad And I am Mad So surely by now you must see That the only way forward Is to get rid of me And put me out of my misery --------------------------------- His name was Vlad No peace for him As he wasn't mad As he murdered innocents in his name So will burn in hell for infinity That will be his obituary