Kim, Trump, Vlad and Musk

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Writing anything political can throw fuel on a fire,
but these Limericks are not meant to ignite anyone.
Just a bit of humor in my opinion. Yes, we all have one. 

A Musk rat and a vengeful dog
Both wantin' to be called Boss Hogg
In a rocket they'll launch
The critter with a paunch
Always croaking like a bullfrog

Trump wrote a poem about the day
A verse about those who will pay
For insubordination
He'll demand castration
Through vengeance, he will get his way

Took them all to the launching pad
The rat, the dog, Fat Kim and Vlad
Cast them into deep space
Earth will be a safer place
When it's saved from those who are madddd

Kim Jong Un asked to be on board
It was a seat he could afford
"Take Putin for the ride"
Trump wants him at his side
Into space and beyond they soared

The real 'rocket man,' evil Kim
Thinks the world should belong to him
Trump and Vlad lost in space
Lil Pudge will take their place
And King will be his pseudonym

Copyright © | Year Posted 2024



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Date: 11/19/2024 3:24:00 PM
A lot of people would pay good money to watch that ship go. It’d be great, really great, so great it would be the greatest great of all greats, it really would. I see one flaw in your cunning plan… Elon’s ships come back! Nice try though… enjoyed muchly. Terry ;-)
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Lin Lane
Date: 11/20/2024 5:54:00 AM
It returned, carrying only Lil Pudge. He dumped Elon, T-Rump and Vlad off on a distant planet... Uranus.
Date: 11/17/2024 7:03:00 AM
Lin, love these, very creative and funny. It would be great if they ever decided to take that launch.
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Date: 11/16/2024 1:49:00 PM
This is brilliant, Lin. If only …. Have a great weekend my friend.
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Date: 11/16/2024 11:03:00 AM
If only they could all go on a one way trip to Mars Lin - amazing limericks you sure made me smile! hugs Jan xx
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Lin Lane
Date: 11/16/2024 12:25:00 PM
If only, yes. Thanks for taking a break to comment. I know you're finalizing your book. ;-)
Date: 11/16/2024 10:08:00 AM
Lol! What a nice set of Limericks. I hope they really go on the voyage and set their empire on mars.
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Lin Lane
Date: 11/16/2024 12:24:00 PM
Thanks, Jay.
Date: 11/16/2024 7:18:00 AM
Kim, Trump, Vlad, and Musk decided to go for a Space ride. Their Rocket soared with amazing speed up to the sky. A UFO was spotted. The threesome were abducted. Screams were heard as a probe was shoved rectally inside. I couldn't resist Lin. I loved all your Limericks Thanks for the big smile...
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Michael Tor
Date: 11/16/2024 1:57:00 PM
I am not a big fan of Musk. He wants to put chips in peoples brains. Started Neuralink Company.
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Lin Lane
Date: 11/16/2024 7:35:00 AM
lol It's perfectly fine, Michael. If poetry doesn't inspire, what good is it? I was probably too easy on Musk, but I find nothing about him that interests me. Thanks for not resisting.
Date: 11/16/2024 5:35:00 AM
lol! What a cast of characters, and what a delight to read! Lin, you're amazing. Thanks, because of the laugh, I already feel healthier.
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Lin Lane
Date: 11/16/2024 5:37:00 AM
You're an easy fix patient, Ryan. Thanks for liking this one. It was meant to bring laughter, no matter who people love or hate.
Date: 11/16/2024 5:24:00 AM
Lol I look forward to seeing the launch. Is there room for Boris? Tom
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Michael Tor
Date: 11/16/2024 7:21:00 AM
lol to lin's response of needing two rockets...
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Lin Lane
Date: 11/16/2024 6:36:00 AM
Ha...Take him by surprise in one of his Tesla's.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/16/2024 5:55:00 AM
Wonder if Elon will oblige lol
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Lin Lane
Date: 11/16/2024 5:32:00 AM
lol Tom. It's an International Space Launch, so get him onboard. We may need two rockets!
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