Kim, Trump, Vlad and Musk

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Writing anything political can throw fuel on a fire, but these Limericks are not meant to ignite anyone. Just a bit of humor in my opinion. Yes, we all have one. A Musk rat and a vengeful dog Both wantin' to be called Boss Hogg In a rocket they'll launch The critter with a paunch Always croaking like a bullfrog Trump wrote a poem about the day A verse about those who will pay For insubordination He'll demand castration Through vengeance, he will get his way Took them all to the launching pad The rat, the dog, Fat Kim and Vlad Cast them into deep space Earth will be a safer place When it's saved from those who are madddd Kim Jong Un asked to be on board It was a seat he could afford "Take Putin for the ride" Trump wants him at his side Into space and beyond they soared The real 'rocket man,' evil Kim Thinks the world should belong to him Trump and Vlad lost in space Lil Pudge will take their place And King will be his pseudonym

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Terry Flood

Date: 11/19/2024 3:24:00 PM

A lot of people would pay good money to watch that ship go. It’d be great, really great, so great it would be the greatest great of all greats, it really would. I see one flaw in your cunning plan… Elon’s ships come back! Nice try though… enjoyed muchly. Terry ;-)

Lin Lane
Date: 11/20/2024 5:54:00 AM

It returned, carrying only Lil Pudge. He dumped Elon, T-Rump and Vlad off on a distant planet... Uranus.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 11/17/2024 7:03:00 AM

Lin, love these, very creative and funny. It would be great if they ever decided to take that launch.

Zyrool Gifford

Date: 11/16/2024 1:49:00 PM

This is brilliant, Lin. If only …. Have a great weekend my friend.

Jan Allison

Date: 11/16/2024 11:03:00 AM

If only they could all go on a one way trip to Mars Lin - amazing limericks you sure made me smile! hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 11/16/2024 12:25:00 PM

If only, yes. Thanks for taking a break to comment. I know you're finalizing your book. ;-)

Jay Narain

Date: 11/16/2024 10:08:00 AM

Lol! What a nice set of Limericks. I hope they really go on the voyage and set their empire on mars.

Lin Lane
Date: 11/16/2024 12:24:00 PM

Thanks, Jay.

Michael Tor

Date: 11/16/2024 7:18:00 AM

Kim, Trump, Vlad, and Musk decided to go for a Space ride. Their Rocket soared with amazing speed up to the sky. A UFO was spotted. The threesome were abducted. Screams were heard as a probe was shoved rectally inside. I couldn't resist Lin. I loved all your Limericks Thanks for the big smile...

Michael Tor
Date: 11/16/2024 1:57:00 PM

I am not a big fan of Musk. He wants to put chips in peoples brains. Started Neuralink Company.

Lin Lane
Date: 11/16/2024 7:35:00 AM

lol It's perfectly fine, Michael. If poetry doesn't inspire, what good is it? I was probably too easy on Musk, but I find nothing about him that interests me. Thanks for not resisting.