Best Vlad Poems

I close my eyes and silken thoughts flow through my mind, 
The time before time is opened, with all its glory and majesty. 
I bring you with me my beautiful queen, within a dream, 
To a time that is yet to come, or a time...

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King Vlad Redux – Second Cold War

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin’s grimy fingerprints on current history
are for him nothing to gloat about—au contraire I say emphatically:
His actions bespeak one who’s not an architect for peace—not at all,
rather a quite deceitful dictator and a harbinger of a Second...

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In sorrow weeping upon your own bed 
I watch you now in sadness despairing 
Upon the pillow of pain lies your head 
Lost in the grief your temple is bearing 

My heart is light and it must come to you 
Fear not the shadow that...

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There was a vampire named Vlad. 7
The Village all thought he was bad. 7
But the true story. 5
Just wasn't gory. 5
It turns out Vlad was just sad. 7

October 23. 2019...

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Lost beneath the mantle of ancient trees
On crumbling road I hope will lead to you
Cold and weary, near falling to my knees
By lantern light, the world is painted blue

Searching for hours to find a sign or trace
Of where you are, but not one did I...

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Writing anything political can throw fuel on a fire,
but these Limericks are not meant to ignite anyone.
Just a bit of humor in my opinion. Yes, we all have one. 

A Musk rat and a vengeful dog
Both wantin' to be called Boss Hogg
In a rocket they'll...

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King Vlad the Greatest
 
Supremus-Dictatoris
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Bamboozler-Provocateur
Arrogance absolute.

Master of Malarkey
Bolshoi-Apparatchik
Mask of a Monster
Hooliganism to boot.

Gary Bateman, Copyright © All Rights Reserved,
August 20, 2015 (Double Dactyl)...

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King Vlad is anything but Democracy’s man of the hour.
Rather, à coup sûr, he’s really Stalin’s nasty little boy
who ironically parades "svoboda" and "glasnost" like 
he really means them—actually he means them not.

King Vlad’s political traditions and pronouncements 
are well-known among those who are sadly...

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There was a man;
Whose lived by the mountains for ages.
He was; but to be seen,
Or heard.

He was; truly bizarre,
With no lads by his side,
He lived in the castle;
Of Romania of Britzsit.

When the wolves cried in horror;
When the mountains stood still;
There he was; looking at the...

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Vlad the Rat Putin has a pea sized brain
Decided to invade peaceful Ukraine
But Ukraine fought back
Thwarthed their attack 
And now the world knows Rat Putins insane... 

He tried to hold us to ransom with gas
A nice offer but I think we'll all pass
We no longer...

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Playing the Game, The Early Years
For Hillary (Clinton) and Vlad The Impaler
AKA Putin

In the early years, they were together so much
I thought they were sh*gging
Perhaps Hillary thought her day had come 
And it was she who could now do the bragging

“Bill you’re an amateur, a...

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Vladimir oh Vladimir,
Thanks for the  hack
Put me in front and Hillary back
I owe you my amazing win
For you I’ll do anything

Vladimir oh Vladimir,
you pull my strings
For you I can do so many things
You have something on me, yes its true
Lets keep it a secret...

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VLAD THE IMPALER

Aren’t you “Vlad” to see me?
He bares his Transylvania teeth.
“Impaler” and of the “Order of the Dragon”
That devil, Dracula’s out for blood.

6/16/2017...

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I first glanced at you
Quietly looking away
I'll never hold you
My selfish declaration 
I'm not that strong
Weaker than I perceived you were
Seeing you behind those tiny bars
Unable to lift your head from
That stained mattress 

They said "Here,  he's yours for the afternoon"
I instantly felt all...

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O sunflower Helianthus thy Name
The internet for Writing, strange game
My love for Helianthus Annuus, came
With Morning Muse. then CONFUSE-ion
Not on the site, lost in cyberspace
Meanwhile new cultivars of sunflower
Are amazingly done in the US
God be praised for flowers, that give and give
Yes, an annual, dies...

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