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Vlad the Rat Putin has a pea sized brain Decided to invade peaceful Ukraine But Ukraine fought back Thwarthed their attack And now the world knows Rat Putins insane... He tried to hold us to ransom with gas A nice offer but I think we'll all pass We no longer care We'll get it elsewhere And he can shove it right up his fat a.s.s... Theres a big bounty on Rat Putins head He's on the wanted list alive or dead He's made the world cry And deserves to die Because his hands are dripping with blood red... Written 26th March 2022.

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 5/6/2022 1:38:00 PM

Loe this middle verse "He tried to hold us to ransom with gas A nice offer but I think we'll all pass We no longer care We'll get it elsewhere And he can shove it right up his fat a.s.s..."

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/6/2022 1:53:00 PM

Hopefully by the end of the year we'll find alternative fuel rather than fill his coffers with Western money. Tom

Line Gauthier

Date: 4/27/2022 7:50:00 AM

Well penned, Tom. It's hard to think of anything else these days. Thanks for your always appreciated visits and comments, Tom ~

Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/27/2022 8:57:00 AM

Thank you very much Line, tragic what's happening there, hope there's a way to find peace but with Putin in charge that looks unlikely. Tom

Edward Ibeh

Date: 4/8/2022 7:38:00 AM

Vlad the Impaler! Sorry I couldn't resist, Tom:-) Tee-hee! Great poem, btw.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/8/2022 8:05:00 AM

Lol, must be something In the water of eastern Europe that affects madmen like Putin Tom

Jennifer Fenn

Date: 4/2/2022 9:52:00 PM

This reads with a bang! Good job Tom!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/3/2022 12:34:00 AM

Thank you very much Jennifer, he's a poor excuse for a human being that's for sure. Tom

Janice Canerdy

Date: 3/31/2022 6:50:00 AM

Surely, someone will take him out. He's killed so many and destroyed so much! Tom, you have captured the situation and this soulless devil in your limerick suite. Janice

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/31/2022 6:52:00 AM

Thank you very much Janice, whoever does will be doing all mankind a big favour. Tom

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 3/30/2022 1:31:00 PM

This is excellent poetry - kudos Tom, I agree with you all the way - he is a putrid rat! Blessings, Jennifer.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/30/2022 1:36:00 PM

Thank you very much Jennifer, I hope his time here on earth will be over soon, the world can do without scum like him breathing our air. Tom

Joseph May

Date: 3/29/2022 8:20:00 PM

Love the wanted poster Tom, Putin is a war criminal and a tyrant

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/29/2022 10:56:00 PM

Thank you very much Joseph, I totally agree, the sooner he's gone the better for everyone. Tom

John Watt

Date: 3/29/2022 2:54:00 PM

The Ukrainian resolve against the bloodthirsty dictator reminds me of Britain during WWII. They are resolute and unified and I hope Putin will soon pay the price for his hubris and foolishness.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/29/2022 2:59:00 PM

Thank you very much John, there's no telling what that physchopath will do next, he cannot be trusted. What's worrying is that reports are coming in that he's hiding in a bunker in the Ural mountains, If he doesn't pay for his crimes in this life he will In the next. Tom

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 3/29/2022 12:01:00 PM

The evilest personality of our times. He hasn't any heart or brain. When he dies in HELL forever he would be burned. An outstanding Likerick, my friend, Tom. May God help to see him gone!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/29/2022 12:49:00 PM

Thank you Demetrios, I fully agree, he's the epitome of pure evil. Hells fire Awaits him. Tom

Mike Gentile

Date: 3/29/2022 4:17:00 AM

Public enemy number one for sure Tom!! Well done and Happy Tuesday !!!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/29/2022 6:49:00 AM

Thank you Mike, can't believe he's still walking, he totally misjudged the strength and determination of the Ukrainian people. Hope you too have a nice day. Tom

Tania Kitchin

Date: 3/28/2022 6:32:00 PM

Tom, well done, love your limericks, Putin is pure evil!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/28/2022 11:53:00 PM

Thank you very much Tania, can't believe that piece of thrash is still living, we live in hope that someone in the Kremlin will sort things out, Tom

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 3/28/2022 5:01:00 AM

its and awful war Tom and he is an evil man, karma will bite him in the arse one day, :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/28/2022 5:50:00 AM

Thank you very much Vie, he's certainly that , I look forward to Karma getting him, the whole civilised world would have cause to celebrate. Tom

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 3/28/2022 1:11:00 AM

Pity I can't get my hands on him. Not that I need such money. We'll give it to Ukraine for rebuilding. Great limericks. My eyes still need some rest but I do have to write or I'll stop which will be a good thing.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/28/2022 1:16:00 AM

Thank you very much Victor, I think a queue is forming to throttle that physcho. The money that has been frozen should be used to rebuild Ukraine. He's already crossed a red line and should be challenged using everything we've got at our disposal. Tom

I Am Anaya

Date: 3/27/2022 7:55:00 PM

Dobermans have pea sized brains, and they obey, and do not need to be put down...love it Tom "It's Times Like These" --FOO FIGHTERS...We learn to live again! love you!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/28/2022 12:47:00 AM

Thank you very much Anaya, he's one dangerous individual, sadly I don't own a gun so the only weapon I've got is my pen. Enjoy the week ahead. Tom

Gershon Wolf

Date: 3/27/2022 5:37:00 PM

Amen, Tom. I've already got my special bow and arrow picked out for plucking Putin off. ~ Chief Chicken-Feathers

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/28/2022 12:44:00 AM

Thank you very much Gershon, join the queue, that evil piece of thrash should be hung drawn and quartered and fed to the dogs, he's pure scum. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/27/2022 9:25:00 AM

He has ALWAYS been bad (and so have many other world leaders). My own president for example and his predecessors. Great limerick-ing.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/27/2022 9:36:00 AM

Thank you very much Andrea, it amazes me how these idiots get to power. Glad you enjoyed them. Tom

Malabika Ray Choudhury

Date: 3/27/2022 5:18:00 AM

Excellent limerick with the right message. Best wishes ~ Mala

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/27/2022 9:35:00 AM

Thank you very much Mala, the quicker that man is toppled the better. Tom

Jack Ellison

Date: 3/27/2022 4:38:00 AM

So well written Tom! Jack

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/27/2022 5:05:00 AM

Thank you very much Jack, the man is a physcho and needs to be put down. Tom

Debra L Brown

Date: 3/26/2022 4:30:00 PM

Tom, your poem speaks for the world. Well done. Blessings ~ Debra

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/26/2022 4:34:00 PM

Thank you very much Debra, the man is pure evil, watching the TV reports is heartbreaking, He needs to go. Tom

Jan Allison

Date: 3/26/2022 4:12:00 PM

let's hope someone is up for getting the reward and exterminating the vermin and do us all a huge favour:-) xx

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/26/2022 4:32:00 PM

Thank you Jan, I'd glady chip in if there's a go fund me page for a Brutus to take him out. Tom

Ilene Bauer

Date: 3/26/2022 1:45:00 PM

well done, tom! bravo!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/26/2022 2:02:00 PM

Thank you very much Ilene, glad that you enjoyed it. Tom

Rico Leffanta

Date: 3/26/2022 11:14:00 AM

Enjoyed, Tom! I like your idea of a life-long misery tea! Too bad Merkel did not think of that first! Aloha!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/28/2022 5:52:00 AM

Lol good idea Rico. Throw in a severe dose of covid too.

Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/27/2022 11:03:00 AM

I've had second thoughts. As Putin loves pain and suffering so much, you should organise an international Senior Moment where seniors pray their god will transfer all of their aches and pains to Putin! Aloha!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/26/2022 11:55:00 AM

Thanks Rico, better still put some novichok in for flavour, that will tickle his taste buds lol. Tom

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 3/26/2022 9:50:00 AM

Excellent Tom…..maybe his horse will throw him. LOL Joking aside - the murder of innocents is a despicable act and so unnecessary in modern times. SuZ

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/26/2022 10:43:00 AM

Thank you very much Suz, or put some chemicals in his tea that makes him have a slow painful death, the death and misery he's caused cannot go unpunished. Tom

L Milton Hankins

Date: 3/26/2022 9:03:00 AM

Wow! Outstanding, Tom. I think comparing him to a rat is a disservice to rats! He's the epitome of evil, IMHO. It would be a great time for him to have a heart attack!!! Or a crippling stroke! Or just someone to rid us of this wart on society's butt!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/26/2022 10:41:00 AM

Thank you very much Milton, I wish no ill to anyone but would make an exception in his case, the man is pure evil and deserves to die for his crimes, I feel sorry for the Russians who are against the war and get arrested for protesting. Tom

Jenna Logan

Date: 3/26/2022 7:51:00 AM

That monster, not to be confused with Rasputin, is the epitome of evil. If anyone chooses to compare HIM to Hitler, they'd be correct in doing so. I totally agree with your assessment and solution. The only fault lies in that it wasn't accomplished a month ago. Soup mail

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/26/2022 10:38:00 AM

Thank you very much for your soupmail Jenna. The mad dog of the Kremlin should be put down, hope his own side turn on him doing us all a favour. Tom