Short Vlad Poems
Short Vlad Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Vlad by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Vlad by length and keyword.
my hero
My powder horn I'll be tootin
I'll git next door and start shootin
Now killins a fad
And copyin Vlad
Makes me a menace like Putin...
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Categories:
vlad, allegory, appreciation, bullying, conflict, murder, pride, word
Form:
Limerick
M I A
Vlad Putin is counting the dead
As if they were soldiers of lead
No need to dwell on
As now they are gone
Vlad can cash their paychecks instead!...
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Categories:
vlad, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Igor needs a bigger lab VIII
Zelenskyy speaks with fortitude
A thing Vance and Trump find so rude
Now see what happens
With Europe’s factions
And how far mad Vlad will intrude...
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Categories:
vlad, war,
Form:
Limerick
Nit Up
If you are the mother of Vlad
Your heart is increasingly sad
Vlad just wants more ground
The whole world has found
That bugger is stark raving mad!...
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Categories:
vlad, international, political,
Form:
Limerick
As the Worm Turns
There once was vampire named Vlad.
His life was obscurely sad.
He ate a worm,
The tide did turn.
Now Vlad is famously bad.
written 9/06/2020...
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Categories:
vlad, evil, fantasy, funny, halloween, humor, scary, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Guess What, Vlad
Vladimir Putin hints at using nuclear weapons
Guess what, Vlad, we have our own weapons too
We'll point Donald J. Trump directly at you...
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Categories:
vlad, giggle, war,
Form:
Rhyme
Jab-A-Thon
An antelope at the zoo’s gala
Stuck both horns right through a koala
He skewered an ox
And one Arctic fox
They now call him Vlad the impala...
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Categories:
vlad, animal, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
No Lie Zone
When Putin is telling the truth
The frogs queue up at the Kissing Booth
But the Russian Bear
Growls, "You should take care!
Vlad squirts cyanide from his tooth!"...
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Categories:
vlad, humor, political,
Form:
Limerick
Vlad the Vampire
There was a vampire named Vlad. 7
The Village all thought he was bad. 7
But the true story. 5
Just wasn't gory. 5
It turns out Vlad was just sad. 7
October 23. 2019...
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Categories:
vlad, autumn, fun, funny, halloween, holiday, humor, october,
Form:
Limerick
Part 2 Praise Be To the Lord Russia Has Discovered a Vaccine
Bla , Bla,
Red Star
Have you or have you not
discoverd any vaccine
Yes Vlad
Yes Putin
3 viles full
Of April Fool
Russian fake news
Or election rigging...
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Categories:
vlad, slam,
Form:
Free verse
the pimp and his customer
Could Estonia help Vlad get paid?
He'll claim they're Russian and invade!
Better than cash bonds
Putin can use their blondes
To entice his mark Trump to get laid...
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Categories:
vlad, corruption, friendship, humor, natural disasters, political,
Form:
Limerick
Hootin' and Tootin'
Little Vlad Putin was blowin' his horn
The owls in the trees were hootin’
After a dinner of pork 'n beans with corn
Vlad's other horn was really a-tootin’...
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Categories:
vlad, giggle, international, music,
Form:
Rhyme
In Vlad We Trust
We don’t believe either Biden or Trump
On both of them we constantly dump
But Putin’s claims are treated with reverence
After all, the man provides zero evidence
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Categories:
vlad, satire, trust, word play,
Form:
Clerihew
D-O-G Spells 'Rug'
Vladimir was looking for a car pet
He saw an Afghan he just had to get
How clear could Vladimir be
But the salesman didn't see
The hound's picture tucked in Vlad P.'s wallet...
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Categories:
vlad, car, pets, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Vlad the Impaler
VLAD THE IMPALER
Aren’t you “Vlad” to see me?
He bares his Transylvania teeth.
“Impaler” and of the “Order of the Dragon”
That devil, Dracula’s out for blood.
6/16/2017...
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Categories:
vlad, dark,
Form:
Clerihew
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Is not such a chump
But If he found Cancer cure, brought world peace secure, and economy back from failure
Still by some he’d be seen as a cross between: Hitler, Stalin and Vlad the Impaler...
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Categories:
vlad, political,
Form:
Clerihew
Not My Hillbilly
Me thinks Hillbilly Vance is too highfalutin'
A big corporate crack pot? Yeah, yer darn tootin'
Gimme Jed Clampet any day
Jethro, Granny or Ellie May
Not a hack for a huckster who praises Vlad Putin!
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Categories:
vlad, america, humor, political,
Form:
Limerick
Russian Wolfhound
Putin beat his old wolfhound so bad
Just for looking tired or scared or sad!
So the pooch smashed his best vodkas,
ate his borscht, blinzas and latkas
Then howled: Cri-me-a-River Vlad!
Nostrovia!
translation: Let's get drunk!...
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Categories:
vlad, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Russian Robbery
a limerick by Wayne Wysocki
They tell me that Vladimir Putin
Called his guards and they started in shootin'
Seems some robbers were struck
With unfortunate luck
'Twas the bank where Vlad kept all his loot in....
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Categories:
vlad, humor, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Blood Bath
Chicago Bears are Raven mad
But Lions roar that's just too bad
With Rittenhouse free
To shoot you and me
Belfry Bats are cheering for Vlad*
* Vlad the Impaler aka Count Dracula
Kenosha is only 65-miles from Chicago,
the NRA's Shooting Gallery ...
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Categories:
vlad, chicago,
Form:
Limerick
King Vlad the Greatest
King Vlad the Greatest
Supremus-Dictatoris
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Bamboozler-Provocateur
Arrogance absolute.
Master of Malarkey
Bolshoi-Apparatchik
Mask of a Monster
Hooliganism to boot.
Gary Bateman, Copyright © All Rights Reserved,
August 20, 2015 (Double Dactyl)...
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Categories:
vlad, betrayal, corruption, discrimination, evil, international, political, war,
Form:
Double Dactyl
Life With Tump Xiii
The wrestler-in chief is quite bad
In Trump there's one horrendous cad
This madman disgrace
Lost the mask on his face
Whoa—it’s not the Donald—it’s Vlad!
Author's note: No explanation is needed. They say that Putin actually died a few years ago, but that appears not to be the case....
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Categories:
vlad, betrayal, cancer, corruption, horror, mirror, truth,
Form:
Limerick
A Guy Named Vlad
It was really sad
when the guy named Vlad
invited people for dinner
his last name, Dragul
should have warned those fools
that the meal might be their last
guards locked the gates
then it was much too late
to avoid their fate
impossible to escape
they never could reciprocate
10/11/2021...
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Categories:
vlad, dark, evil, fate,
Form:
Rhyme
Life With Trump Xix
This is meant to be read with a French accent to aid the rhyme scheme:
WikiLeaks has tapes with Assange
Where Donald asks Vlad to arrange
More Russian hookers
Who are the best lookers
To pee and tint Trump’s hair orange
Author's note: His die hard supporters should be required to die their hair orange too. At least that would be funny....
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Categories:
vlad, hair, humor, sin, women, yellow,
Form:
Limerick
Gurgles
Vlad has an upset tummy
He doesn't think it's very funny
He's going to get fixed
So he can go back to his biz
Of making Ukraine very crumbly
But Ukraine wants to have their say
To keep freedom and peace in their day
They'll defend as they can
Every woman and every man
So their children will have a place to play
Saturday, April 30, 2022...
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Categories:
vlad, anxiety,
Form:
Limerick