Very Stupid Poems

Can We Do It Together?

...Can we do it together?

“Hi! How are you?” an Indian lady asked me.
After work, I left the building of my workplace.

She also worked there. Just in a different department.
This company is in G...

Cattle Prod

...Cattle Prod

Taking Anything 
Too Serious
Makes It Dumb.

ZZZZTTTZZZTTT!

Ow. Still Dumb.

ZZZZTTT!! ZZZZTTTT!!!

Very Stupid...

ZZZZZZZZTTTTTT!!!!

OWWW!  Buncha' CraPPP!

ZZZZZZZ...

TRUMPETER SCUMBAGSAURUS

...In the North American elections
That we could call  erections “made in USA” 
How many Republican brays have won a government
Losing with great sorrow other democratic brays.
After the greeting be...

Sorrow and You

...Fill your heart with not pain and sorrow
But remember me in every tomorrow
Although the living cause pain and grief
My going has given me a heart and relief

Remember the love and laughter we ha...

Broken Home

...She always said the most hurtful words,
You are dumb, very stupid, you are a hoe cause you would actually suit it,
Apparently it was her way of teaching, her way of capturing a Childs subconscious,...

Santa's Got Covid

...This year Santa will not be seen
Because he has Covid Nineteen
Much to his chagrin
Wife gets a stand in…
Don Trumpty will learn his routine

Poor Donald soon won’t have a job
Sacke...

Mulberry Trees

...It has happened years ago.
Maybe yesterday’s  tomorrow.
It was long forgotten time.
As a convict on furlough, 
I felt innocent of crime.

Childish memories uproar, 
Kiss I answered to try.
I ...

Shifting Sands

...Shifting Sands

Chagrined but involved
Demographics today presents:
The Silent ones and Baby boomers,
Gen Xers, Xennials and Millennials
And Generation Z in the digital era
Agape; stari...

My Stupid Actions

...Hours ticking by so slowly
As my painful heart is wholly
Missing the smile on your face
I am in a lonely place
Since my pride got in the way
Of our happiness every day
I did a very stupid thing...

Mr Ugly

...There comes Mr. Ugly again,
With his long tongue sticking out,
He walks with a sway of his hind,
‘though his hind is quite stout!

He makes a very stupid sound,
As that of the ticking of a cloc...

Atmospheric Pressure

...The atmospheric pressure is a force.
I've heard of it at school, at Physics course.
I didn't like the subject, so no pleasure
For all the notions related to pressure.

One day the teacher gave u...

Atention: U S Government

...To the U S government 
and all your worthless bureaucratic agencies,
but also more importantly 
to all you global bankers especially.
Check out my FaceBook page occasionally,
because I have a lo...

Cross Species Awareness

...Cross Species Awareness

Beneath a calm ocean, man watches a shark.
They are same in size, but one has advantage.
Man is wearing a wet suit and long swim fins.
Shark is naked and is not b...

Mytimeline

...So it's January the 10th and I just ended my never happy after modern fairytale with the umpteenth guy who has gained  access to the fragile shallow chambers of what they normally call a 'heart'...(f...

Mother Earth Element Comp Entry

...Mother Earth
she's treated  with contempt she's used without a thought
we take her prize processions and leave her scarred and horribly deformed 
We strip her of her dignity and all her is  finery...

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