Best Very Stupid Poems

Elytte and Miranda Barbour murdered a man just to get a thrill.
It is always very stupid and senseless when people kill.
They said they killed him because they wanted to kill someone together.
If you're wondering when they'll get out of prison, the answer is never.
They pled...

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When light is off
And night is dark
When words to say
Is just inside
Then heart starts talking
Until you 
Will come
And listen
I love you 

When time is lost
And brain has gone
Emotions start t draw diagram
Then you will call
And say what is up
You know that
I am your best fanat

When...

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Wait !  the troll said.....
As he jumped in front of him.
You have the smell of humans on you.
Therefore, I can not let you pass thru.
The mouse said, but I have just what you need.
The troll looked him up and down,  and ask.
Now just...

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Cross Species Awareness

Beneath a calm ocean, man watches a shark.
They are same in size, but one has advantage.
Man is wearing a wet suit and long swim fins.
Shark is naked and is not bearing its teeth.
Water passes silently through gills of stealthy predator.
Bubbles rise from apparatus...

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There comes Mr. Ugly again,
With his long tongue sticking out,
He walks with a sway of his hind,
‘though his hind is quite stout!

He makes a very stupid sound,
As that of the ticking of a clock,
His smile shows not a single teeth,
His face seems as if he...

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My cousin said that he had proof that I killed my wife.
He said if I didn't give him a million, he'd ruin my life.
I knew that he would go to the Cops, I positively had no doubt.
A million bucks is a lot to pay, it...

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To the U S government 
and all your worthless bureaucratic agencies,
but also more importantly 
to all you global bankers especially.
Check out my FaceBook page occasionally,
because I have a lot to say about all of you Publicly,
on Facebook for all willing to learn and read.
You Now...

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So it's January the 10th and I just ended my never happy after modern fairytale with the umpteenth guy who has gained  access to the fragile shallow chambers of what they normally call a 'heart'...(for me it's just some very stupid love-thirsty mind rather)....

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Fill your heart with not pain and sorrow
But remember me in every tomorrow
Although the living cause pain and grief
My going has given me a heart and relief

Remember the love and laughter we had
Tell the end when you feel sad
Don't tell how it feel likes 
Show...

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12)Coddle- Two fish enrapt in love.

13)Mustard- A diarrhea victim who can wait no longer.

14)Jam Session- A gathering of sweet-toothed weirdos with various jams and 
jellies.

15)Coffee Table- An occasional table made of stale and hard coffee beans.

16)Condom- A very stupid prisoner.

17)Confederate- An inmate who nourishes his...

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(Rhyme)

When I was reading Mr. Poe, 

I noticed that many of his poems, 

Have something more in common, 

They're all full of woes and problems! 


x  x  x

The other day I was reading Mr. Edgar Allan Poe, 

When I noticed that something was...

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The atmospheric pressure is a force.
I've heard of it at school, at Physics course.
I didn't like the subject, so no pleasure
For all the notions related to pressure.

One day the teacher gave us a paper test
But my name wasn"t on the list of the best.
I realised...

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A woman threw away a future that was very bright.
She murdered to join a gang and that wasn't right.
Killing somebody is the prerequisite of joining that violent gang.
She took a gun to an innocent man's house and "Bang!"
She was a talented artist, people thought she'd...

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(This is a fictional poem)

My four friends and I did something that we would regret.
We put one bullet in a gun and played russian roulette.
We pulled the trigger when we put the gun to our heads.
My friend got his brains blown out and he's dead.
There...

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This year Santa will not be seen
Because he has Covid Nineteen
Much to his chagrin
Wife gets a stand in…
Don Trumpty will learn his routine

Poor Donald soon won’t have a job
Sacked Potus – reindeer hear him sob
To deliver gifts
Trump must heal huge rifts
As Rudolph thinks Trump is...

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