Very Silly Poems

Logic

...No, dear reader, this is not an April Fool's prank piece. It's merely a bit of nonsense for this very silly day...

Alice asked Tweedledee,
"What is logic?"
Tweedle thought for a moment then said...

Duck Billy

...There is a duck in the park
Called Billy
He is very, very silly
He bobs about and quacks
And Laughs
Then floats upside down
Completely daft....

Pickle Party

...PICKLE PARTY

The pickles were having a party
In the superstore one night.
The manager was home in bed
So they knew they were all right.

It was a singles party,
Each looking...

A Score and a Six

...Which is better or bitter without been in cool paints? 
What will remembrance be like if there is no alphabets? 
To memorise all thoughts would be very silly of sages 
Or something else like the d...

Cat Observations

...Trust is so much a part
of every relationship – 
I mean, I love my cat,
but he has this disconcerting 
way of sleeping with one 
eye open, as if checking out
the terrain, listening for
incomin...

Boys Toys

...Right now the best heroes are the Paw Patrol. 
Getting all their best toys is our biggest goal. 
Rubble, Chase, Marshall, Rocky, Zuma & Sky. 
Are the pups making Mr. Deansy a happy guy. 

But do...

A Very Silly Poem Based On Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Bear

...Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very
fuzzy, was he!

But...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a ducky
(warm underwater-- how lucky!)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a gerbil
(naturally, ...

Amanda Challenge

...Amanda's Challenge
My name is Amanda; I am pleased to meet you.
I must tell you my story I swear it is all-true.
It happened one day I was feeling quite low.
I had run out of answers I did not kn...

Bumpy Bumpy

...Hey, I am feeling

Yes feeling little

Grumpy bumpy

Bumpy-bumpy.



I am sounding

Silly very silly

In this heated

Valley sweated.



Timid horns

On my head

Blowing headl...

Acorns Are My Life

...
I make my home in an old, gnarled oak tree,
well, that is where I was born and I never left;
it is a woodpecker hole- mother made the nest,
I had seven siblings but they are all gone;
a...

A Matthew By Any Other Name

...Hey Diddle Diddle 
My Little in his Middle
My Machu; My Pichu
Mommy loves you so much I could eat you
My Handsomest Man
You smell like a crayon
My Mammer; My Jammer
Your Uncle Peanut says you'...

A Haylee By Any Other Name

...My Haylee; My Waylee
I still remember when you used to cry all day nearly daily
My Little Boog-Ann
You also smell like a crayon
My Prettiest Girl
You're like the prettiest pearl
My Cutie Patoot...

A Hazard Warning To Wandering Poets

...I was out a-wandering
when it flew into my head,
a very silly poem,
uninvited, be it said.
If I had just ignored it,
it might have gone away,
but for some mysterious reason
I wrote it down ins...

Worth a Dream

...Some people have the knack
To show up uninvited
And crawl beneath our skin
They enrage and irk us till
We want to strangle them
If only there were a way
To avoid their drama and theatrics
Some...

If I Was

...If I was a pilot,
so I would fly in the sky.
If I was a tailor,
so I would not be shy.
That would be my passion,
and I would love it.
But if I was a teacher,
I would cry, cry and cry.
If I wa...

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