A Matthew By Any Other Name

Hey Diddle Diddle My Little in his Middle My Machu; My Pichu Mommy loves you so much I could eat you My Handsomest Man You smell like a crayon My Mammer; My Jammer Your Uncle Peanut says you're from Alabammer My Biggest Boy You're like my biggest joy My Littlest Dude Always sweet and never rude My Guy, My Pal, My Bestest Buddy Without you around I just feel super cruddy My Pika Pika Pikachu Your Mommy really really misses you Oh how I dream of the day when you, you're sisters and baby brother come home But until then, Little One, Mommy has written you this very silly poem