Short Very Silly Poems

Short Very Silly Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Very Silly by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Very Silly by length and keyword.


Duck Billy

There is a duck in the park
Called Billy
He is very, very silly
He bobs about and quacks
And Laughs
Then floats upside down
Completely daft.
Form: Rhyme


Willem Dafoe

William 'Willem' Dafoe
Can hopefully craft a Minecraft hoe
You might as well should call him 'Billy'
The way his humorous stances are oh so very silly.
Form: Clerihew

Willy

Their once was a fellow named Willy
Who would sometimes act very silly
He would smoke pot too much
Drink beer, whiskey and such
Made him run around willy-nilly
Form: Limerick

Silly Lilly

Once there was a miss by name Lilly,
Imitates to make others appear silly.
Pent-up feeling unleashed,
my pain of rejection eased.
Bloody Lilly, no good grief. Very very silly!
Form: Limerick

Silly Lilly

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There once was a girl named Lilly
she was very silly.
One day Lilly 
met a boy named Willy
willy was very silly 
too.
Willy and Lilly played with glue
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A Hazard Warning To Wandering Poets

I was out a-wandering
when it flew into my head,
a very silly poem,
uninvited, be it said.
If I had just ignored it,
it might have gone away,
but for some mysterious reason
I wrote it down instead
Form: Burlesque

Football Fan

There once was a football fan from Philly
     Who was known for being very silly
      During the Eagles Super Bowl win
      He dipped his chicken wings in gin
   And gulped down Bud Light, dilly dilly
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Stuttering and Stammering

Shopping for groceries, this sweet young filly Bent over which made me act very silly Accidentally bumped her behind Which was quite well defined Started stuttering and stammering involuntarily
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Kitty Fiddle

Once a cat named Kitty
Was so very silly
Kitty played the fiddle
Kitty was so bitter
Felt angst
So Kitty settled 
And learn to play the violoncello

4/24/18
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.
Copyright © 2018
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Stuttering and Stammering

While shopping for groceries, this sweet young filly Bent over which made me act very silly Accidentally bumped her behind Which was quite well defined Starting stuttering and stammering involuntarily © Jack Ellison 2015
Form: Limerick

January 27 2015

I'm up before you,
I'm up after you,
Burning the midnight oil
As if I didn't toil.

Burning the wick
On both ends,
No wonder I'm
Always sick.

Roy's very silly
Always "willy-nilly"
Playing with no 
Rhyme or reason.

He bull-dozes us
'Til we want to cuss,
Then they're both
Up at two,
So what do you do?
Form:

Bumpy Bumpy

Hey, I am feeling

Yes feeling little

Grumpy bumpy

Bumpy-bumpy.



I am sounding

Silly very silly

In this heated

Valley sweated.



Timid horns

On my head

Blowing headlights

Grooming helmets.



This is weird

I am a humming bird

Sounding nasty grumpy

bumpy-bumpy-bumpy.

Rohan Dhabade
Form: Quatern

You Will Freeze That Way

You Will Freeze That Way

By Elton Camp

Most kids like to make a funny face
But parents act like it’s a disgrace
And they may with seriousness say,
“Do that and you’ll freeze that way.”

I wonder how that ever got its start
And why any ever took it to heart
No matter when, where or even why
It’s very silly to keep telling that lie
© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

If I Was

If I was a pilot,
so I would fly in the sky.
If I was a tailor,
so I would not be shy.
That would be my passion,
and I would love it.
But if I was a teacher,
I would cry, cry and cry.
If I was an adult,
I would live happily.
But right now I am a child,
so I am very silly.
What ever I would be,
I would love it,
because that's a job,
and I would adore it.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Logic

No, dear reader, this is not an April Fool's prank piece. It's merely a bit of nonsense for this very silly day...

Alice asked Tweedledee,
"What is logic?"
Tweedle thought for a moment then said,
"Though I never before have considered the question,
Here's how it rolls 'round in my head"
A thing that is so just might well be,
If that isn't too abstrusely quaint,
But I really don't see
How a thing that can't be
Can be anything other than ain't".

Premium Member Worth a Dream

Some people have the knack
To show up uninvited
And crawl beneath our skin

They enrage and irk us till
We want to strangle them
If only there were a way
To avoid their drama and theatrics

Some way to magically bypass
All those who so make our blood boil
A way to brush off and discard them

To keep our path of life
Pristine and clear
With nothing but inspirational
Loving graceful people

Just a very silly dream I have



AP:  Honorable Mention 2020

Dogs Are Funny

I saw a dog, his head through the fence,
it was really very silly,
and it didn't make any sense,
          dogs are funny.

I saw a dog lying on his tummy,
right next to him was a bunny.
I saw a dog try to climb a tree,
when I tried to stop him, he bit me.
            dogs are funny.

All he wanted was the branch,
but it was no match,
I saw a dog chase his tail,
oh, oh he just tripped over a pail,
             dogs are funny.

   First poem I ever wrote June 5, 1990
Form: Rhyme

Kermit the Hermit

Lonesome Kermit 
Was a hermit,
Living on a mountain, in a cave.

It was really very silly--
Worlds away from Piccadilly-- 
How that lonely cavern dweller did behave.

He was always in a quandary,
With no one to do his laundry 
And he never found the time to wash or shave.

There is really no excuse 
For style of that recluse,
And the way the fellow used to rant and rave.

For the whole span of his life, 
Kermit never took a wife,
Cause he couldn't lure a woman to his cave.
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