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Twaddle Poems - Poems about Twaddle

Premium Member Rhyme
...A bee’s firmly under my bonnet I detest each Shakespearean sonnet And any forced rhyme To me is a crime I’ve read them and I want to ‘vomet’ I truly don’t like triolet The laziest form y......

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Categories: twaddle, humorous, poetry,
Form: Limerick
The Collector
...Pens, and pen knives, minor gadgets and gizmos, chopsticks old zippo lighters, motheaten books that crumble an old-fashioned wisdom into the mush of a quaint twaddle, words to muddle over on ......

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Categories: twaddle, poetry,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Dimming Reminiscence
...I delight in your twaddle inside me, young girl. Restore the golden-pink gleam with a swirl. Memories of who've died or are close to dying. Delve deep, according to inner-child supplyi......

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Categories: twaddle, analogy, appreciation, memory,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Lively
...Fiddle, Faddle, Fart, My brain is falling apart. Tweedle, Twaddle, Dee, Oh deary me! Fanny, Dango, and Flirt, What will go first? Lassoing my feet wit......

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Categories: twaddle, age, children, silly,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Andrew Bridgnd British M P
...Heres a man trying to bridge, a route to sanity along a ridge' He's being hit.' with the same old twaddle' As his so called betters loudly squabble' I recall a board and stick' used 2020; they mu......

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Categories: twaddle, appreciation, blessing, conflict, peace,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Christmas Cards
...Should it happen that someday they're seeking struggling bards, To compose verse for Hallmark's Christmas cards, I think that I should like summarily to submit, The following mots for consideratio......

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Categories: twaddle, christmas,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Babel Babble
...twitter tweets twaddle musk thrusts tusk to take control all babel's babble......

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Categories: twaddle, language, social,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member I Might Try Some Alternative News
...Bring me reality, spare the insanity; preening and vanity Do.! Its purpose I’d rather gather not Twaddle and flatter; For ..!! Really I’m open of view.’ I don’t want TV Docs I want info that rock......

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Categories: twaddle, introspection,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member She Spouts a Load of Bull
...You’re chock full of kingsize bull crap Though female you are not a chap A well-practiced liar Whose pants are on fire Your vitriol I’d love to zap Just little things make you so r......

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Categories: twaddle, anti bullying,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Bellyacher
...It’s getting pretty deep, too much drivel and twaddle. It’s time for our poetry boots to help with this obscene waddle. I have two distinct sides one is known for shock and awe. I grow weary of th......

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Categories: twaddle, anti bullying,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Fake Gnus
...'Tis noted that some media at times express divisive and jaundiced views! Hence, such inane twaddle has reputedly become known as fake gnus! (Written with considerable tongue in cheek and with ......

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Categories: twaddle, humorous, irony,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member The Hounds Are Barking Still
...My slumber knows no measure... There be no sleep for me. The hounds are barking through the night For immortality. I toss them a leg of hubris And a banal cliche for slight effect. But their ......

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Categories: twaddle, anxiety, culture, parody,
Form: Rhyme
Artigiano
...Oft I flew as an artigiano over turbid and stern feelings, Blowing hard into alpenhorn to shake the mountains built to protect, Pale-hued gems, aneurysms of loving, resisted the temptation, They m......

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Categories: twaddle, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Rooster
...C’mon ladies, it is me you love and you know it, from the bottom of your golden feathers; Now, now, cut the chitchat. I am not rat, I am a rooster who can whip any cat. You bet yo......

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Categories: twaddle, animal, bird, farm, funny,
Form: Personification
Flat Earthers
...Flat Earthers I’ve heard some rubbish in my time, But this one beats the lot, Some people believe the Earth is flat, How crazy, what twaddle and rot. If only they’d researched history books,......

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Categories: twaddle, creation, earth, science,
Form: Rhyme

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