Twaddle Poems - Poems about Twaddle

Model twaddle'

...Quyeer times emit blazing signs..And some ex-boy friends?
Is this karma divine? mi5 say its Putin..' a prime topic for
Them...And its taken a fortnight with henceforth..No why
Where or whens..From...

Rhyme

...A bee’s firmly under my bonnet
I detest each Shakespearean sonnet
And any forced rhyme 
To me is a crime
I’ve read them and I want to ‘vomet’

I truly don’t like triolet
The laziest form y...

The Collector

...Pens, and pen knives,
minor gadgets and gizmos,
chopsticks
old zippo lighters,
motheaten books
that crumble an old-fashioned wisdom
into the mush of a quaint twaddle,
words to muddle over
on ...

Dimming Reminiscence

...I delight in your twaddle inside me, young girl.
Restore the golden-pink gleam with a swirl.
Memories of who've died or are close to dying.
Delve deep, according to inner-child supplyi...

Lively

...Fiddle, Faddle, Fart,
     My brain is falling apart.


     Tweedle, Twaddle, Dee,
     Oh deary me!


     Fanny, Dango, and Flirt,
     What will go first?
 

     Lassoing my feet wit...

Andrew Bridgnd British M P

...Heres a man trying to bridge, a route to sanity along a ridge'
He's being hit.' with the same old twaddle' 
As his so called betters loudly squabble'
I recall a board and stick' used 2020; they mu...

Christmas Cards

...Should it happen that someday they're seeking struggling bards,
To compose verse for Hallmark's Christmas cards,
I think that I should like summarily to submit,
The following mots for consideratio...

Babel Babble

...twitter tweets twaddle
musk thrusts tusk to take control
all babel's babble...

I Might Try Some Alternative News

...Bring me reality, spare the insanity; preening and vanity
Do.! Its purpose I’d rather gather not
Twaddle and flatter; For ..!!
Really I’m open of view.’ I don’t want TV Docs
I want info that rock...

She Spouts a Load of Bull

...You’re chock full of kingsize bull crap
Though female you are not a chap
A well-practiced liar
Whose pants are on fire
Your vitriol I’d love to zap

Just little things make you so r...

Bellyacher

...It’s getting pretty deep, too much drivel and twaddle.
It’s time for our poetry boots to help with this obscene waddle.
I have two distinct sides one is known for shock and awe.
I grow weary of th...

Fake Gnus

...'Tis noted that some media at times express divisive and jaundiced views!

Hence, such inane twaddle has reputedly become known as fake gnus!

(Written with considerable tongue in cheek and with ...

The Hounds Are Barking Still

...My slumber knows no measure...
There be no sleep for me.
The hounds are barking through the night
For immortality.

I toss them a leg of hubris
And a banal cliche for slight effect.
But their ...

Artigiano

...Oft I flew as an artigiano over turbid and stern feelings,
Blowing hard into alpenhorn to shake the mountains built to protect,
Pale-hued gems, aneurysms of loving, resisted the temptation,
They m...

The Rooster

...C’mon ladies,
it is me you love and you know it,
from the bottom of your golden feathers;
Now, now, cut the chitchat.

I am not rat,
I am a rooster
who can whip any cat.
You bet yo...

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