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She Spouts a Load of Bull

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You’re chock full of kingsize bull crap Though female you are not a chap A well-practiced liar Whose pants are on fire Your vitriol I’d love to zap Just little things make you so ratty You’ll spit venom, gee you’re darn catty With a scowl and a frown You will put good folk down With hindsight I think you’re quite batty Your language you need to remodel I’m fed up of reading your twaddle You can’t leave folk alone Like a dog with a bone Try using that brain in your noddle May I offer a little advice If you cannot say anything nice Keep your mouth fully closed Your bull crap’s been exposed Go back to your fool’s paradise King-Size Bull Crap Poetry Contest Sponsored by Charles Messina 01/05/22

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Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 1/19/2022 5:52:00 PM

lol, you never give us bull crap unless it makes us laugh. A winner by far Jan, hope your keeping well, sending congrats with little swiveling confetti flying over you :)

Christuraj Alex

Date: 1/18/2022 9:15:00 PM

Great title. Narration goes beautifully well. Congratulations!

Charles Messina

Date: 1/18/2022 11:52:00 AM

I think everyone has come across a few these people in their life... probably even more than a few (lol) Love this, Jan. Congratulations on your win! Hugs // Charlie

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 1/15/2022 10:56:00 AM

WOW!!! What a write. I was taught the same as you were. "If you cannot say anything nice Keep your mouth fully closed." Words hurt and are so unkind. Have a blessed day/weekend with a hug................

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/12/2022 3:17:00 PM

Hello Jan ... well that's putting her back in her box. I hope both barrels got the job done Jan - Lindsay

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 1/9/2022 11:44:00 PM

This made me smile "May I offer a little advice If you cannot say anything nice" is so true!

Greg Hladky

Date: 1/9/2022 10:47:00 PM

A fun read, well written and full of fire! Enjoyed it!

John Watt

Date: 1/8/2022 10:10:00 PM

Jan, that's how you put venom spitters in their place. I sure agree with your advice in lim #4. Good to see your muse has returned. Was going to say good luck in the contest but don't think you really need it. Hugs ~ John

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/8/2022 11:22:00 AM

- ... WoooW ... a temperament that says where the closet should stand ... love it :))) - Luck in the contest - Have a lovely weekend, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/8/2022 3:05:00 PM

thanks sweet friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 1/7/2022 8:14:00 PM

Excellent, Jan--to the point and powerful! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 1/8/2022 3:05:00 PM

thanks Janice xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 1/7/2022 4:55:00 AM

Awesome Jan! Great message and one that I live by! Happy New Year and Happy Friday xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 1/8/2022 3:05:00 PM

thanks Mike xx

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 1/7/2022 12:57:00 AM

You have this contest nailed without a doubt Jan..Delice

Jan Allison
Date: 1/8/2022 2:51:00 PM

thanks Delice:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 1/6/2022 7:31:00 AM

Well put Jan, nice and strong!

Rico Leffanta
Date: 1/6/2022 10:12:00 AM

. . . .hollow though it may be . . . .

Jan Allison
Date: 1/6/2022 7:38:00 AM

empty vessels definitely make the most noise Mark! hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 1/6/2022 5:06:00 AM

words of wisdom here indeed, my friend

Jan Allison
Date: 1/6/2022 7:39:00 AM

thanks Jack, was only just thinking of you and mum! love you my friend jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/6/2022 3:13:00 AM

People like that best ignored as all they do is drain your batteries. They love confrontation and an audience, deny them both. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 1/6/2022 7:39:00 AM

I agree 100% tom and neither will get any support from me! hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 1/6/2022 2:00:00 AM

Wow, wouldn't be in his shoes. Bet for a win.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/6/2022 7:40:00 AM

thanks Victor:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 1/5/2022 5:55:00 PM

In view of recent ‘reports’ this contest was made for you. Congratulations on your… OOPS! Premature. Ha ha… happy new year, Jan. Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 1/6/2022 7:41:00 AM

Initially when i saw the contest i wasnt going to enter but i started a poem before my muse packed her case and vanished and now she is back so am I:-) hugs Jan xx

Evelyn Judy Buehler

Date: 1/5/2022 4:47:00 PM

I'll bet she's quiet as a mouse now. An impressive contest entry, with a dash of hilarity! Nice work, Jan. :D

Jan Allison
Date: 1/5/2022 5:21:00 PM

Not heard from one since2015 except for a letter last year and as for the other shes not worth even mentioning lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Bill Baker

Date: 1/5/2022 4:12:00 PM

You have a great chance with this winning contest level poem. Well said, Jan. Got a lot of smile out of me. You're writing again, I'm following again. :-) a poet friend, Bill

Jan Allison
Date: 1/5/2022 4:20:00 PM

Thanks Bill, its good to have my muse back I'm hoping she will stay:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan

Date: 1/5/2022 2:30:00 PM

She's spouts, making fun of lots of people, and yet she pouts because she gets no comments. It's crap she spews and crap she writes. You told it like it is, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/5/2022 3:03:00 PM

Thanks Jenna you are very astute, especially after the letter i received from my sibling last year , its a mixture of several people I know, I'm hoping my muse is back now:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 1/5/2022 2:12:00 PM

you tell 'em, jan! well done! good luck in the contest...

Jan Allison
Date: 1/5/2022 2:25:00 PM

Sadly she will never get to read it lol but it felt SO good to write!:-) hugs Jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 1/5/2022 1:51:00 PM

This is Jan back to her best, I’d say this one shook your muse into top gear and taking no prisoners either, a great one for the contest, cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 1/5/2022 2:04:00 PM

thanks David, my muse vanished I started this poem before she went walkies and have finally finished it:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/5/2022 1:37:00 PM

Very funny! Love the pic too! Language on fire! …fed up of reading your twaddle…try using that brain in your noddle

Jan Allison
Date: 1/5/2022 1:39:00 PM

Was great to write it Kim, I'm hoping my muse has come back to stay:-) hugs Jan xx