Tuffet Poems - Poems about Tuffet

...With her tiny tummy rumbling, she stood quaking in the wood that surrounded her dear father's dairy farm. The white, porcelain bowl and the silver spoon lay on the ground, along with her scrumptious ......Read the rest...

...Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two fifty don't tell me they went up for water! Georgie Porgie kissed the girls and made them cry, now he ha......Read the rest...

...Grown Miss Muffet put “tuffet” on display family quickly denounced her as a stray Muffet found bike rider who called himself Spider and, after curds, he and she sped a-whey May ......Read the rest...

...A tisket, a tasket He peed in her basket He stuck in his thumb Is he ever dumb She sat on a tuffet Muffet couldn't 'rough it' Jill went up the hill Jack sure got a thri......Read the rest...

...So let me get this straight (if I can use that word in a totally non-offensive way) Jack and Jill now get bottled water Delivered. Little Bo Peep Keeps her sheep on leash And cleans up aft......Read the rest...

...Let’s have a lil fun. Let’s see how many of these you remember. If you know, you know (Smile) Little Boy Blue come blow your horn… Jack be Nimble, Jack be quick Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall L......Read the rest...

...Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet Wiling her time away She heard some shooting Of course, it was Putin Egging his puppets on. She did not know them So she did not show them Any sign of fear,......Read the rest...

...Do you remember the rhyme, Miss Muffet, About the little girl that sat on a tuffet, She didn't run away, She decided to stay, She sat on the spider and snuffed it!......Read the rest...

...Goodness me, fiddle dee dee and la de dah Mary turned into a black sheep, baa baa baa That naughty little lamb Has contrived a big scam She's gone too far astray and has lost her way Mary's be......Read the rest...

...Your Enchanting Face My love surrounds each little breath from your enchanting face, as you rest. Two teething teeth, big soft eye......Read the rest...

...In peace she consumes curds and whey Miss Muffet on tuffet will stay The spider retreats While she giggles and eats Now armed with a can of bug spray Author's note: Apologies to mother goose......Read the rest...

...Life is not a nursery rhyme Once upon a time, not too long ago Children were safe wherever they go Playing and skipping ‘til way after dark Dancing and singing in the play park Ring-a-ring-a-r......Read the rest...

...It was a good morning until Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was a good morning until we got the call that Humpty Dumpty sat upon the wall. It was a good morning until Little Bo Beep has lost her......Read the rest...

...Miss Muffet sat upon a velvet stool I know 'twas a tuffet; learned that in school But Muffy was the tart Who broke the spider's heart I'm telling the story, so shut up, fool! Humpty Du......Read the rest...

...Ms. Muffet won’t lift off her tuffet. Cream puffs and cheetos won’t help. A spider is beside the point… 3/17/2020......Read the rest...