Long Tuffet Poems
Long Tuffet Poems. Below are the most popular long Tuffet by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Tuffet poems by poem length and keyword.
The History of a Wasted Mind
“The History of a Wasted Mind”
What goes through the mind of a recidivist
Fist full of hate and hurt marking time
Fist full of history, got down with the dirt
The History of a Wasted Child
The History...
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Categories:
tuffet, abuse, child abuse, war,
Form:
Free verse
If You Know, You KnowLet’s have a lil fun. Let’s see how many of these you remember.
If you know, you know (Smile)
Little Boy Blue come blow your horn…
Jack be Nimble, Jack be quick
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Little Bo...
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Categories:
tuffet, 1st grade, childhood, funny, happy, smile, song,
Form:
Lyric
Life Is Not a Nursery RhymeLife is not a nursery rhyme
Once upon a time, not too long ago
Children were safe wherever they go
Playing and skipping ‘til way after dark
Dancing and singing in the play park
Ring-a-ring-a-rosy
Where did she go, the girl...
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Categories:
tuffet, 12th grade, abuse, anger, child abuse, children,
Form:
Rhyme
Wicked Mary's Been a Bad GirlGoodness me, fiddle dee dee and la de dah
Mary turned into a black sheep, baa baa baa
That naughty little lamb
Has contrived a big scam
She's gone too far astray and has lost her way
Mary's been tinkering...
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Categories:
tuffet, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Satire FunMiss Muffet sat upon a velvet stool
I know 'twas a tuffet; learned that in school
But Muffy was the tart
Who broke the spider's heart
I'm telling the story, so shut up, fool!
Humpty Dumpty had no wisdom at...
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Categories:
tuffet, humor, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Commander In Chief On His High Horse Haint Budge NCommander In Chief On His High Horse Haint Budge'n
American democracy go'n
to hell at light speed
breaking into a bajillion pieces
tuffet in a handbasket
...
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Categories:
tuffet, 11th grade, adventure, animal, destiny, devotion, england,
Form:
Free verse
Along Came a SpiderAn evil spider dropped down from behind. Help me! Help Me! She cried!
Oh white Knight… Can you save me? I’m on my tuffet trying to make a rip tide.
Where is he? Where is he? I...
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Categories:
tuffet, angst, fantasy, fun, funny, imagination, life, silly,
Form:
Light Verse
Excuses ExcusesIf Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers, would you care?
Would the peck be put in a glass jar? What if he dropped a hair in there?
And, if Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet...
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Categories:
tuffet, adventure, allegory, dedication, devotion, education, faith, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Little Ms MommyLittle Ms. Mommy broke her tuffet. You know, that white porcelain thingy.
She sat down too hard and you can believe, that it broke every seam, completely.
Now snickers started about and around the house, but that’s...
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Categories:
tuffet, fantasy, funny, humor, humorous, imagination, uplifting,
Form:
Light Verse
Categories:
tuffet, nursery rhyme, riddle,
Form:
Rhyme
MuffetLittle Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Ok, that's about all I can say
That's the only truth to this story
The rest really happend this way
Muffet was only her nickname
Those who knew her called her, Myrtle
And the...
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Categories:
tuffet, funny
Form:
Rhyme
It Was a Good Morning UntilIt was a good morning until Jack and Jill went up the hill.
It was a good morning until we got the call that Humpty Dumpty sat upon the wall.
It was a good morning until Little...
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Categories:
tuffet, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Nursery School Age Kids Used To PlayRome wasn't built in a day
Mexicans like saying "Ole!"
If your horse eats nothing but hay
Teach him how to order on e-Bay
While terriers put sugar in their 'tay'
...
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Categories:
tuffet, care, life, nostalgia, perspective,
Form:
Monorhyme
FaitytalesA fairytale's life is not easy
And yet they never complain
We read their many adventures
And they always entertain
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Well, you know this is gonna hurt
He broke in a million pieces
As he tumbled...
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Categories:
tuffet, funnylife, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Adversary RhymeLittle miss muffet sat on her tuffet
Alone with no one to play
Along came a spider that hid just behind her
Keeping well clear of the fray
Little jack horner who lived round the corner
Heard an ear piercing...
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Categories:
tuffet, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Nursery Rhymes RevisitedJack and Jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two fifty
don't tell me they went up for water!
Georgie Porgie
kissed the girls and made them cry,
now he has...
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Categories:
tuffet, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Nurse the RhymesLittle Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating vegetable one day,
She warned Jack and Jill about the hill,but they still fell from idle play,
Emergency call the Fairy Godmother,tell her hurry with no delay,
She brought them...
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Categories:
tuffet, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
As You RestYour Enchanting Face
My love surrounds each little breath
from your enchanting face,
...
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Categories:
tuffet, baby, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Past Transgressions ReversedIn peace she consumes curds and whey
Miss Muffet on tuffet will stay
The spider retreats
While she giggles and eats
Now armed with a can of bug spray
Author's note: Apologies to mother goose. I never liked the original....
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Categories:
tuffet, allegory, analogy, anti bullying, nursery rhyme, philosophy,
Form:
Limerick
Villains Protest Re-WritesSo let me get this straight
(if I can use that word
in a totally non-offensive way)
Jack and Jill now get bottled water
Delivered.
Little Bo Peep
Keeps her sheep on leash
And cleans up after them.
The Three Billy Goats Gruff
And...
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Categories:
tuffet, fun,
Form:
Verse
Me and My RhymesThere was an old lady
That lived in a shoe
Had so many kids
And adopted me too
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
I wish he'd stop
stealing my candle sticks
Little miss muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curd and way
I sat...
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Categories:
tuffet, childhood, funny, imagination, me, dog, dog, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Little Miss MuffetWith her tiny tummy rumbling, she stood quaking in the wood that surrounded her dear father's dairy farm. The white, porcelain bowl and the silver spoon lay on the ground, along with her scrumptious cottage...
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Categories:
tuffet, anger, dark, fear, food, girl, insect, nursery
Form:
Rhyme
And Now, For the Rest of the Story - 'Nr'So when-Jack-and-Jill reached the top of the hill
Jack couldn't stand still (Tried to snatch a cheap thrill)
Kissed Jill on the mouth
(Things quickly went south)
Then Jack said to Jill...'Can looks really KILL?'
Okay, naughty boys and good...
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Categories:
tuffet, boyfriend, funny,
Form:
Limerick
The BuffettI twice shortchanged Warren one of the two “t”s in Buffett. I found Ogden Nash did a fine job with double letters in "The Lama".
That inspired me to write, in apology for slighting Mr. Buffett:
The...
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Categories:
tuffet, analogy, humor, word play,
Form:
Burlesque
Little Warren BuffettLittle Warren Buffett
sat on a tuffet
Counting his stocks
and his bonds
Along came a crash
and there went his stash
But it wasn't as bad
as it sounds...
While others pulled out
...
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Categories:
tuffet, courage, money, success,
Form:
Light Verse