Nursery Rhymes Revisited

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two fifty don't tell me they went up for water! Georgie Porgie kissed the girls and made them cry, now he has to register as a sex offender. Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her dog a bone, went she bent over, Rover came over and gave her a bone of her own! Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a bad fall a victim of bullying! 3 blind mice see how they run Farmers wife was armed with mace! Little Miss Muffet sat on a Tuffet eating curds & whey along came a spider, and she beat the crap out of it! Mary Mary quite contrary, the broad was hard to get along with! Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack was too slow and he burnt his naughty bits! Little Bo Peep lost a sheep, check in with the horny teenage farm boy next door.