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Best Tuffet Poems

Below are the all-time best Tuffet poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of tuffet poems written by PoetrySoup members

Satire Fun

Miss Muffet sat upon a velvet stool
I know 'twas a tuffet; learned that in school
But Muffy was the tart
Who broke the spider's heart
I'm telling the...

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Categories: tuffet, humor, silly,
Form: Limerick

The History of a Wasted Mind

“The History of a Wasted Mind”

 

What goes through the mind of a recidivist
Fist full of hate and hurt marking time
Fist full of history, got...

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Categories: tuffet, abuse, child abuse, war,
Form: Free verse

Ruben's Sandwich

Hey diddle diddle
We poets will fiddle
With poems that jump over the moon.
But sometimes we blunder
He still claps like thunder
And soon we are smiling a tune.

While...

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Categories: tuffet, dedication, friendship, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Villains Protest Re-Writes

So let me get this straight
(if I can use that word
in a totally non-offensive way)

Jack and Jill now get bottled water
Delivered.

Little Bo Peep
Keeps her sheep...

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Categories: tuffet, fun,
Form: Verse

Wicked Mary's Been a Bad Girl

Goodness me, fiddle dee dee and la de dah
Mary turned into a black sheep, baa baa baa
That naughty little lamb
Has contrived a big scam
She's gone...

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Categories: tuffet, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Rainy Day Sarcasm

mary had 
                      ...

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Categories: tuffet, nursery rhyme, riddle,
Form: Rhyme

'nursery Rhymes,' If You Dare

A tisket, a tasket
    He peed in her basket
  He stuck in his thumb
    Is he ever dumb

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Categories: tuffet, children, fantasy, giggle, parody,
Form: Couplet

Nurse the Rhymes

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating vegetable one day,
She warned Jack and Jill about the hill,but they still fell from idle play,
Emergency call...

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Categories: tuffet, funny,
Form: Rhyme

Charlotte Gets Tough With Miss Muffet

Said contrary and crabby Miss Muffet
“Hey eight-legs! Kiss my bare Tuffet!” 
From above and beyond, Charlotte dropped a fine line
And bit the old bag where...

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Categories: tuffet, funny, nursery rhyme,
Form: Clerihew

And Now, For the Rest of the Story - 'Nr'

So when-Jack-and-Jill reached the top of the hill
Jack couldn't stand still (Tried to snatch a cheap thrill)
Kissed Jill on the mouth
(Things quickly went south)
Then Jack...

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Categories: tuffet, boyfriend, funny,
Form: Limerick

Miss Muffet

Miss Muffet


Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
After coming home from the pub

When up came a spider
And sat down beside her
So she smashed it to bits...

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Categories: tuffet, friend, funny,
Form: Free verse

Variation On a Nursery Rhyme

On tuffet to eat whey and curds
Miss Muffet is shat on by birds
All seems to be well        ...

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Categories: tuffet, allegory, drug,
Form: Limerick

Along Came a Spider

An evil spider dropped down from behind. Help me! Help Me! She cried!
Oh white Knight… Can you save me? I’m on my tuffet trying to...

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Categories: tuffet, angst, fantasy, fun, funny,
Form: Light Verse

Muffet

‘T was a young lass name of “Muffet”
Who always sat on her tuffet
- But was rough as a board
- All scarred and scored
Cause men kept...

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Categories: tuffet, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Little Ms Mommy

Little Ms. Mommy broke her tuffet. You know, that white porcelain thingy.
She sat down too hard and you can believe, that it broke every seam,...

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Categories: tuffet, fantasy, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse