Toilets Poems - Poems about Toilets

Who are you Question asks daily,   Some people want to know More about you, You look so meager in their bogus eyes, You don't possess what they have But your presence  continue giving them sleepless night. Hating you due to    What you don't see            "Huuh!" They are copying everything you do And continue to ask themselves Who...

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I Decades in America changed me Yes, piglets are cute, obese ones not! America regulates farming, pets, husbandry People of color, here, practice pig-cleaning: Pigs eat human feces; toilets are rude And no toilet skills are taught The public schools say, Kids can't use Toilets right, so buildings stink, fail (In my township, as in schools, feces flow as thick sludge where feet...

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I’m a special plumber and I get the strangest requests… Heaven called for toilet overflows, This is real, not a game of chess. You see, I’m also an angel with keys to the pearly gates. Let me grab my holy plunger, I may need to increase my rate! Oh boy, it is the bigboy's stall today. Plunge! Plunge! Plunge! My lord, what did you...

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[To the tune of Ghost Riders In The Sky (loosely)] * Heaven’s almost everywhere but mainly upon high Santa Claus delivers there cos he’s that kind...

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There are no toilets up in Heaven, so I was told Righteous are the perfect sheep in God's Holy fold They no longer have the need to pee or drop a turd. That's based on the information I recently heard. But since I've had more time to ponder the thought, what if rumblings of thunder are the echoes of a...

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Here's a strange sign, causing quite a sensation “Police Toilets Stolen... they have nothing to go on” Motto said nothing could stump em Guest some things are beyond them Now what will they do, maybe pee on the autobahn?...

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Elephant guests break your toilets. But their trunks are dope! They wiggle through the hallways. Squeezing through with oodles of hope. By the time they decide to leave You will wonder how you’ll cope. Not caring your toilets are broken Because elephants are dope! One last thing to mention Is that they steal all of the soap. They like taking it to tease the monkeys. But...

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Here's a strange sign, causing quite a sensation “Police Toilets Stolen... they have nothing to go on” Motto said nothing could stump em Guest some things are beyond them Now what will they do, maybe pee on the autobahn?...

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Warning: vaguely gross content... hmm, can something be ‘vaguely’ gross? NO TOILETS IN THE SKY To the tune of Ghost Riders In The Sky (loosely) Santa’s doing tinkles as he travels on his way Sprinkling golden showers ’cross the moonlit sky today He has no private place to pee which fills him with dismay For there’s no public toilets... in the...

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Miles and miles from Services, and waiting for a tow. There's never any toilets when you really need to go! ?Listening to wedding vows, or going for a hike. At times you need the toilet when the moment isn't right. ?Your parachute won't open. You're screaming 'No, no, no!' (There's never any toilets when you really need to go!) Stuttering on Dragon's Den, or in...

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Here's a strange sign, causing quite a sensation “Police Toilets Stolen... they have nothing to go on” Motto said nothing could stump em Guest some things are beyond them Now what will they do, pee on the autobahn?...

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We who remember outhouses consider flushing toilets the next thing to heaven. Yet, we know, in heaven— no need to search— they do not exist. The Apostle Paul said, “We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed.” No freckles, no cowlick, no twisted bones, no missing members, no lack of understanding. Questions will all be answered. As we enter that pearl-encrusted gate, as we gaze through those...

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I hurry to the ladies toilets Because I need to use the loo But all the cubicles are occupied (There’s a stench of rancid pooh) I stand there with my legs crossed And I do a little ‘dance’ Oh hurry up and vacate the stall Or I’m going to pee my pants! I eventually hear a toilet flush And I hobble through that door But...

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Perishes in time the meaning of our lives Instilling things from a darkness of shadow, But who did bless this miracle, the complexity of thought and dream Under the question from ones conscience; Strange it is when truth is breached By a thousand souls descendant And the drip from my toilets...

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Perished in thought burn all things to ash Like those inspired by a shadows edge, But who is blessed in the miracle of life, the complexity of thought and dream Under the question from ones conscience; Strange it is when truth has breached By a thousand souls descendant And...

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