Toilets Poems - Poems about Toilets

...These Limericks were written after playing a card game called Poo Pocalypse... don't ask or I'll blame it on Jan...lol History recorded leaders in wars Great men and wome......Read the rest...

...We are evolving towards a higher level of conscience! all of us You and me There is no escaping this truth There are no poles to climb out of this reality. We are in a changing world that we b......Read the rest...

...I can understand Cowgirls And some are real cows But 'Cowboys'? Shouldn't they be Bullboys? Why did they call the chimp On Tarzan 'Cheater'? I wouldn't play cards Did Williams Tell spill the b......Read the rest...

...Boys will be boys Well, not this boy Don't want to Don't like to Why do I have to Don't associate It doesn't align Learnt differently Lived through my parents' eyes and expectations ......Read the rest...

... Cinderella thought she had found her Prince Charming, but arriving at the palace was a bit alarming. Cinderella found it rather absurd, how each room had women from all over the world. Then h......Read the rest...

... There may have been neighborhoods with green lawns, playgrounds, and ballfields a short walk from houses with enough bedrooms for everyone. Houses that stood apart from one another, so owners ......Read the rest...

...She's thirty-three, single, her Mom babysits her five year old son. She reassures herself it's just two more hours, then it's the blessed weekend. Which means delicious sleep. She has no nest ......Read the rest...

...You ever heard those people who always spout these conspiracies? Think there’s schemes behind everything, it’s just so laughable to me! Like remember a few years back, in the days of the orange ......Read the rest...

...Let the laborers rest, like poetry, the rhyme is in their job, as they hammer the nails, and man the railroads, maids clean someone else's toilets, others fell giant trees, as the waitresses tw......Read the rest...

...“I'm a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter either. From the time I was a kid, I have never been able to understand attacks upon the gay community. There are so many qualities that mak......Read the rest...

...I remember my father’s hands as a plumber’s hands—fiercely strong, calloused, rough, knuckle-battered, and dirty after a long-day’s work. Those hands shoveled; unclogged drains and toilets; repaired ......Read the rest...

...We flew a million miles in eighteen hours Amongst the cotton ball clouds To a new land and new adventure To do whatever we want ,whenever and whatever’s allowed Plane travel is not my favourite......Read the rest...

...Uncontainable (Music playing) “I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord and I’ve been waiting for this moment, for all of my life, oh lord Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, o......Read the rest...

...Who only considers self first With an ego never reversed A will to exploit With skill so adroit Is a thing that Trump has rehearsed The U.S. cadaver-in-chief Has a son con artist and thief ......Read the rest...

...~ All My Life a Waddie… I have lived the life of a country bumpkin matter of fact I came into this world where Every day was lived hand to mouth so to speak poor as a church mouse with not a crum......Read the rest...