Robert James Liguori Poet Rhyme

Toilets In Heaven

I’m a special plumber
and I get the strangest requests…
Heaven called for toilet overflows,
This is real, not a game of chess.

You see, I’m also an angel 
with keys to the pearly gates.
Let me grab my holy plunger,
I may need to increase my rate!

Oh boy, it is the bigboy's stall today.

Plunge! Plunge! Plunge!

My lord, what did you eat?!?


Thursday, October 21, 2021
The Throne in Heaven Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Jack Webster

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Edward Ibeh October 31, 2021 at 9:58 AM Oh my, you've got me belly-laughing for 5 minutes straight with this hilarious poem, Rob...LOL. I'm pretty sure this was written for an ongoing contest so don't forget to add poem date, contest title and name of sponsor at the bottom. Good luck. This is funny as hell!