Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Police Toilets Stolen

Here's a strange sign, causing quite a sensation
“Police Toilets Stolen... they have nothing to go on”
Motto said nothing could stump em
Guest some things are beyond them
Now what will they do, maybe pee on the autobahn?

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Darlene De Beaulieu October 13, 2020 at 10:37 AM Hello Happy Jack, now where will they go,when they need to go? Love Darlene xxxx-oooo. Darlene De Beaulieu October 13, 2020 at 3:47 PM Hello Happy Jack, oh it was a German story! Good one. Hugs Darlene love. xxxx-oooo. Jack Ellison October 13, 2020 at 12:42 PM On the autobahn!!! Is was a German story! LOL

Tom Cunningham October 13, 2020 at 9:49 AM Hope the chief constable wasnt sitting on it at the time. Jack Ellison October 13, 2020 at 12:41 PM The newspaper report said he was so they are looking for him too! LOL

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart October 13, 2020 at 7:39 AM Lol! True story??? Jack Ellison October 13, 2020 at 8:32 AM A giggle!!!!! Good to have you back Miss Mo! Love lovr love... XOX