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There's Never Any Toilets When You Really Need To Go

Miles and miles from Services, and waiting for a tow. There's never any toilets when you really need to go! ?Listening to wedding vows, or going for a hike. At times you need the toilet when the moment isn't right. ?Your parachute won't open. You're screaming 'No, no, no!' (There's never any toilets when you really need to go!) Stuttering on Dragon's Den, or in a twitter fight, (and beating Katie Hopkins), now the timing isn't right! You meet the local gangster, who wants the cash you owe. (There's never any toilets when you really need to go!) You have to give a sample at the Doctor's, and you know - There's far too many toilets when you really cannot go! ?

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Date: 7/12/2018 9:08:00 AM
Ha ha, the most fun piece I have read today!
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George Stanworth
Date: 7/12/2018 2:47:00 PM
Thanks Richard. Glad it made you laugh.
Date: 7/11/2018 6:02:00 PM
Hello George Stanworth you are so right!!! Sometimes when you need to go there is not a place to go. Your stuck!!! Have a nice evening my friend.
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George Stanworth
Date: 7/12/2018 2:46:00 PM
Thank you Darlene. I'm pleased you enjoyed it.
Date: 7/6/2018 2:02:00 AM
This verse of yours George tells it all - thanks for the giggle - Lindsay
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George Stanworth
Date: 7/18/2018 2:02:00 AM
No problem Lindsay. I'm pleased you enjoyed it :-)
Date: 7/4/2018 12:26:00 PM
So sorry George,had a senior moment.Perhaps I need to go- and have a sleep.lol.Hope you enjoyed the match.Didn’t we do well.I would say more about some of the opposing team but profanities are not allowed. Take care.
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Date: 7/4/2018 12:19:00 PM
Great fun Gershon.Once again you’ve tickled my sense of humour and lightened my mood. Bless you friend.
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Date: 7/4/2018 12:04:00 AM
Hi George.. Back from a party and wide awake. Need me a few funny, mysterious, interesting, or mellow writes to settle me into a restful state. So glad I came across your poem tonight.. just what I needed!
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Date: 7/3/2018 6:52:00 AM
yes so true.... Tha Katie Hopkins is a nasty piece of work...
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