Soused Poems - Poems about Soused

...Espousing irreverent greed Crafted one year ago today yours truly – hopefully self plagiarism okay worse case scenario, I would meet ill fate re: kenway named after Assassin Creed Black Fla......Read More

...Travel Zip-zip-zip the suitcases go And we all pile into the car, ready to start the show It’s that time of year When my family and I travel to far away places full of cheer Spellbound with......Read More

...Oh, mommy and daddy, please hear my plea Don't sit your children on Santa Claus' knee He's too touchy feely Eyes are hard and steely He's soused from too many a martini I hate to call ......Read More

...What’s happening? A bystander asked the McCormick sisters, unduly soused. They lost a bet, Wilma and Lucille said as the other two grunted and roused. You mean they must pull that cart all the way ......Read More

...Espousing irreverent greed Passive stance, but aye agreed and did promise to pledge troth faster than greased lightning airspeed once the missus temporarily ceased menarche regarding monthly b......Read More

...Beyond the wave-sacked, lie the pockmarked dunes, heaps dug by the claws of scaly thrashers. Here they huddle, my blood kin flogging grim pleasures, wolfing eggy sandwiches, dipping tea-stain......Read More

...tubers on the vine flourishing in fertile soil field of potatoes I swilled vodka made of spuds ~ Absolut Distilled veggies that were grown as a root Drank another bottle Hit the ground full t......Read More

...There’s SO MUCH Left to Learn! There’s so much left to learn, dreams I hope I can share that I haven’t touched yet, more new dawns still to bloom. And I’m blessed by my m......Read More

... Five a.m, off to fetch the papers. Passing houses with blue lit bedrooms. Teenagers, gaming, or networking until sleep beckons around eight. If only they knew what they miss- Foxes, a mixtur......Read More

...On green sea, Mermaid free, Wetness gleam, Sunlit dream! Movement grace, Pretty face, Sailor's bliss, Deadly kiss. Deep diver, Crest rider, Blue sky days, Purple haze, Mermaid maid, Silk......Read More

...Metaphorical troubled waters deluge pitched me to and fro, analogous to ghosts that haunted Ebenezer Scrooge, yours truly violently tossed impossible mission to experience refuge except when ......Read More

...At dawn the bugle's piercin' call roused troopers for another wretched day, Of curryin' horses, shovelin' manure, drillin', guard duty and gatherin' hay! Another day of bellerin' sergeants and pomp......Read More

...Vocabulist nonalcoholic punchdrunk stupor January 1st, 2020 Unlike the vast population swath, with painful hangover average celebrant merely doth confusedly blink, who devoutly pledge new yea......Read More

... 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house We heard father singing He'd got rather soused. Mother tut-tutted At his yuletide cheer He yelled "merry christmas" Then chugg......Read More

...Inadequate sleep ex(spells) volatile mental state Existential crisis ensued, hence the following I attempt to relate forewarning the missus, who heard bellicose me loud and clear excoriate, d......Read More