We All Laughed Like Loons

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
We heard father singing
He'd got rather soused.

Mother tut-tutted 
At his yuletide cheer
He yelled "merry christmas"
Then chugged down a beer.

He stood on our cat
Who then shot up the tree
We fell about laughing
At this festivity.

The tree toppled over
Mother let out a scream
Not very yuletide-ish
More like halloween.

Hissing and spitting 
The cat reappeared
Tangled in tinsel
With a cotton wool beard.

We chased the baubles
That rolled round the room
Then looked at each other...
We all laughed like loons.









Entry for
The Night Before 2 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May
26/11/2019. Placed=1st.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019



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Date: 1/26/2020 2:38:00 PM
Loved the humor and crystal clear imagery!
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Gary Smith
Date: 1/26/2020 4:14:00 PM
Thank you Gail. :)
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Gail Debole
Date: 1/26/2020 2:40:00 PM
The accompanying pic is great!
Date: 12/14/2019 8:41:00 PM
A humorous scene Gary, Congrats on your win
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Gary Smith
Date: 12/15/2019 1:58:00 AM
Thank you Joseph. :)
Date: 12/14/2019 1:24:00 PM
Congrats on your top win with this outlandish funny tale, Gary.
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Gary Smith
Date: 12/14/2019 2:04:00 PM
Thank you Line. :)
Date: 12/14/2019 1:19:00 PM
Absolutely love this! You described it so perfectly I couldn't help but laughing. Congratulations on your deserving first placement Gary. Mele Kalikimaka! xxoo
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Gary Smith
Date: 12/14/2019 1:21:00 PM
Thank you Connie. :)
Date: 12/14/2019 12:50:00 PM
Congrats on your winning poem Gary
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Gary Smith
Date: 12/14/2019 12:56:00 PM
Than you Gregory. :)
Date: 12/14/2019 7:42:00 AM
Great poem--CONGRATS on your win, Gary! Janice
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Gary Smith
Date: 12/14/2019 8:28:00 AM
Thank you Janice. :)
Date: 12/6/2019 5:25:00 AM
Ha ha ha, Christmas mayhem, love it and the picture is brill, all the best for the contest . . . : )
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Indiana Shaw
Date: 12/22/2019 12:22:00 AM
Well done on your win, nicely deserved and all the best for Crimbo . . . : )
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Gary Smith
Date: 12/6/2019 6:03:00 AM
Thank you Indiana. :)
Date: 11/27/2019 6:02:00 AM
Very nice and funny. Best wishes for the contest..........hugs //Manmath//
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Gary Smith
Date: 11/27/2019 6:09:00 AM
Thank you Manmath. :)
Date: 11/26/2019 12:42:00 PM
Hi Gary this is very funny. Great holidayish poem. Best of luck in the contest. Thanks for sharing
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Gary Smith
Date: 11/26/2019 12:42:00 PM
Thank you Gregory. :)
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