Jenna Logan Poet Limerick

Touchy Feely Santa

Oh, mommy and daddy, please hear my plea
Don't sit your children on Santa Claus' knee
He's too touchy feely
Eyes are hard and steely
He's soused from too many a martini

I hate to call ol' Saint Nick a boozer
But to tell the truth, he's just a loser
Soused more than a tiddly
He's not worth a diddly
Too much hooch turns him into a schmoozer

Christmas tree. Decorated Christmas tree...
On your green branches, don't let Santa pee
He gets a bit foggy
Thinking he's a doggy
He'll lift a leg and expose his peewee

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Mike Gentile November 30, 2022 at 5:13 AM I'me seeing a black comedy film made out of this one Jenna and paired with a couple of martinis for me, I think it's a hoot! Good one!! Happy Wednesday!!

Stephan McBride November 29, 2022 at 1:26 PM Brings joy to see you having so much fun with these, inside laughter flowing to all,. : )

David Bose November 29, 2022 at 11:46 AM Reading this gave me a big grin while I wagged my head in amazement ... seeing a "delicate" name like Jenna I don't expect such "earthy" fun, so it's more surprising! And I'll moderate how much brandy I leave out for thirsty fellow. Thanks for it. Dave Jenna Logan November 29, 2022 at 12:05 PM Oh oh. I think I’ve muddied my reputation. A bit too “earthy?” Thanks for letting me know I made you grin, Dave. ;)

Tom Cunningham November 29, 2022 at 11:37 AM That's it, I'm blocking my chimney Christmas eve lol. Don't want undesirables in my house. I'll go without. Tom Jenna Logan November 29, 2022 at 11:44 AM Ha ha, Tom. Close the flue. Sit on the roof with a shotgun. Do you think he might show up in soup Creek?

L Milton Hankins November 29, 2022 at 11:28 AM Oh my, Jenna! You are going to get a stocking full of switches this year! Jenna Logan November 29, 2022 at 11:30 AM And if I do, I know exactly who they should be used to switch. He’s been quiet recently.