Touchy Feely Santa

Oh, mommy and daddy, please hear my plea Don't sit your children on Santa Claus' knee He's too touchy feely Eyes are hard and steely He's soused from too many a martini I hate to call ol' Saint Nick a boozer But to tell the truth, he's just a loser Soused more than a tiddly He's not worth a diddly Too much hooch turns him into a schmoozer Christmas tree. Decorated Christmas tree... On your green branches, don't let Santa pee He gets a bit foggy Thinking he's a doggy He'll lift a leg and expose his peewee

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Date: 11/30/2022 5:13:00 AM
I'me seeing a black comedy film made out of this one Jenna and paired with a couple of martinis for me, I think it's a hoot! Good one!! Happy Wednesday!!
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Date: 11/29/2022 1:26:00 PM
Brings joy to see you having so much fun with these, inside laughter flowing to all,. : )
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Date: 11/29/2022 11:46:00 AM
Reading this gave me a big grin while I wagged my head in amazement ... seeing a "delicate" name like Jenna I don't expect such "earthy" fun, so it's more surprising! And I'll moderate how much brandy I leave out for thirsty fellow. Thanks for it. Dave
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Date: 11/29/2022 12:05:00 PM
Oh oh. I think I’ve muddied my reputation. A bit too “earthy?” Thanks for letting me know I made you grin, Dave. ;)
Date: 11/29/2022 11:37:00 AM
That's it, I'm blocking my chimney Christmas eve lol. Don't want undesirables in my house. I'll go without. Tom
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Date: 11/29/2022 11:44:00 AM
Ha ha, Tom. Close the flue. Sit on the roof with a shotgun. Do you think he might show up in soup Creek?
Date: 11/29/2022 11:28:00 AM
Oh my, Jenna! You are going to get a stocking full of switches this year!
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Date: 11/29/2022 11:30:00 AM
And if I do, I know exactly who they should be used to switch. He’s been quiet recently.
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