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Souse Poems - Poems about Souse

The Wreath of Chives Celebration
..."The Wreath of Chives" is believed to originate from the story of Lovers. They remained nameless and only ......

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Categories: souse, analogy, music, sports,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Four Limericks Re Marital Trials and Tribulations
...I When a spat leaves you blue-faced and chokin' This advice may keep love's bond unbroken: Don't go angry to bed, Listen to what's being said And not merely to what's being spoken. II A man ......

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Categories: souse, humor, husband, marriage, wife,
Form: Limerick



Breakfast Time Through Two Lenses
...As a young child breakfast time was my favorite time of day Mommy hovered over the flaming stove as she sizzled a bundle of my favorite meals tuna, corn beef, sardines , and steamed sausages ser......

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Categories: souse, childhood, food,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Villanelle Story of Junebug and Taten
...A Villanelle by Jelsr Junebug couldn't stop thinking about the hood the house It was just so slumming and urban Never had he known anything so robust That morning, Junebug was sh......

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Categories: souse, analogy, anxiety, funny, hope,
Form: Villanelle
Sword of Honour
...His father was an Aristocrat His mother a high class whore And he attended Public School As had his ancestors before, Achieved a First at Oxbridge, Sword of Honour at Sandhurst, Served in Bosni......

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Categories: souse, angst, soldier, war,
Form: Rhyme



Kelp At It
...You know the story. Some called it mis- management, some said it was original. We know one thing it was mirror to create an effective strategy. When management changed they keep the same for......

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Categories: souse, health, motivation, music, myth,
Form: Concrete
Premium Member October Octaves
...Lost, oh must I write of common, autumn leaves? Or, Mom’s hot, fragrant apple pie? Of my lovely, cobalt, silky blouse. Or raindrops sprinkling on my house? How to pen of that which really mean......

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Categories: souse, autumn, longing, poetess,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Jello
...JELLO I hate jello because it is a food once in your mouth it wiggles moves reminds me of what worms must feel like to eat grosses me out for the life of me Who had such a fantasy to make s......

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Categories: souse, animal, feelings, flower, fruit,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Rolf Plays Golf
...Clyde Rolf Played golf First nine Went fine Next nine Not fine He muffs In roughs Sand trap Oh crap Tough break In lake Bad hook In brook Blew putts Some klutz Hurled ......

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Categories: souse, golf, humorous,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Clyde's Distress
...Clyde Clark In park Was boozy Real doozy Did pee On tree Broke law Cop saw Tied hands With bands To jail Sans bail Called spouse "You souse" Said she To he "Stay there......

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Categories: souse, humorous,
Form: Footle
Premium Member The Coward
...Cowards die many times before their deaths… Julius Caesar, Act II, Scene 2 ~William Shakespeare spouse a souse classic grouse a big girl's blouse portent ominou......

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Categories: souse, language,
Form: Other
Straw Man
...The ocean of untold, the universe of unforgiving, Dare me to speak up without husk, bare and bold, Without submitting to the summit, wild as a boar, The peak of power unchained, to the stars I’d......

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Categories: souse, life,
Form: Free verse
Throw Away Bathwater, Not Baby
...Gratitude attitude grow Peacock attitude away throw Though temptations line up in a row Pointless, heartless any soul you to hurt Under no circumstances invective blurt Because so doing grows......

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Categories: souse, poems,
Form: Free verse
Time, the Almighty Landlord
...Time: the biggest landlord At whose feet kings and queens bow Cockiness and stubborn they can ill afford When time wipes vanity and sagacity from their brow In consonance with the mandate Best......

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Categories: souse, poems,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Weekend Duffer
...Randolph Tried golf Paid fees Bought tees Teed off Pals scoff Drive **** In rough Balls lost They cost! Oh crap Sand trap! Putts bad Gets mad! More flubs Breaks clubs! ......

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Categories: souse, golf, humorous,
Form: Footle

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