Rolf Plays Golf

Clyde Rolf
Played golf

First nine
Went fine

Next nine
Not fine

He muffs
In roughs

Sand trap
Oh crap

Tough break
In lake

Bad hook
In brook

Blew putts
Some klutz

Hurled putter
In gutter

O'er par
By far

Disgust
He cussed

Clubhouse
To souse
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Laurie Avatar
August 10, 2021 at 4:05 PM
G'day Bob ... the most frustrating game invented and your footles describe this perfectly - thanks Bob - Lindsay
Wolf Avatar
July 25, 2021 at 6:51 PM
Alsh well that ensh well, ~ Tipsy Teetotaler
Andresen Avatar
July 22, 2021 at 2:53 PM
- Well done footle, Bob :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Hinshaw Avatar
July 22, 2021 at 5:09 PM
I appreciate your kind comment, Anne Lise - Bob
Romios Avatar
July 22, 2021 at 11:50 AM
Great job, Bob! Clubhouse to souse...OMG Think I should retire from poetry, now? Shhh! I hear you cheering! Pangie xxoo
Hinshaw Avatar
July 22, 2021 at 5:09 PM
Thank you, Pangie. Another bit of nonsense! - Bob
Cunningham Avatar
July 22, 2021 at 11:07 AM
Great string of footles Bob, they're so addictive once you start, hope you're well. Tom
Allison Avatar
July 22, 2021 at 10:39 AM
ha ha ha yeah seeking comfort at the 19th hole lol:-) fabulous fun string of footles - wish I'd thought of them!:-) hugs Jan xx
Hinshaw Avatar
July 22, 2021 at 10:42 AM
Thanks, Jan, glad it gave you a laff! Truth be known, he probably went home and beat his wife and kicked his dog! Bob
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