Sophomoric Poems - Poems about Sophomoric

...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks..., (a poor excuse for legs), and get me the latest sophisticated prosthetics advancements, whereat integration of cultured stem cells into custom made......Read the rest...

... Manifestations of your Gauzy Fantasies Unravelling Bonds of Tangled, Mangled Destinies Sun of Man Set His Right Eye on Me Tenaciously Searing, Calculating To Entrap Me, A Prisoner to His Needs ......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe My utmost humblest apology for inducing the following cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium, but ......Read the rest...

...A plethora of attention focused on twentieth anniversary regarding terrorist attacks upon American soil nine eleven two thousand and one, thus Schwenksville poet opted for his best métier write......Read the rest...

...He is looking at her a bit sanctimoniously He is about to mansplain again "Am I spooking you?" he asks grinning "I'm not trying to propose, Cutie. God no. Could you imagine? I just think it's ......Read the rest...

...If a poet falls in love with you you will live forever. Atticus Finch - To kill a mockingbird. In the midst of conundrums, of 'what ifs.' I dislike the ocean, its bitter saltiness, ......Read the rest...

...I have decided go to church. A deeply prophetic interior voice has declared: 'enough is enough.' Since Christians are derided, abused and killed around the world without even a headline, s......Read the rest...

...There has been much about being on a stage Since I started dealing with that adult style wage The Orange one used to welcome the new year With an evening date filled with cheer Now it says ......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious skinny scruffy scribe Scathing, scolding, screaming, scorning, searing, sing, sociopathic sarin soaked skewed squirt, sputtering, squa......Read the rest...

...the following quite quirky epistle may not exhibit the ordinary characteristics of poetry, but i decided to share this self made challenge (where every word begins with the letter "S" - no explanatio......Read the rest...

...I thought it once To confess it to you But I step back Thinking of losing you Friendship is a name You are my life I never play with hearts I swear right now I don't have any re......Read the rest...

...The ex's take the square and another moment disappears as the checkerboard plaid host attempts a sophomoric joke my eyes dusty from the 70's painted on glitter spray yawn as time won't slip awa......Read the rest...

...I sit and reminisce about the "good ol' days" The prelapsarian time before it all went sideways The details of life were all that I saw There was no rich, no poor, no petit bourgeois As an u......Read the rest...

...There Once Was By Franklin Price 3/5/2016 There once was a rich man who spent His own money to be president You can tell when he stands He has very small hands And to the debates he soon ......Read the rest...

...Ma, Why do I need to apostrophize you? Why did you flew away into the celestial regions so earlier? Is it because you are from a land where ‘twenty is plenty’ for women? And hence, ignoring the offi......Read the rest...