squirrel dressed up like the count is mighty fine.
She runs door to door, loving it when she is next in line.
Candy comes in so many flavors, snickers is her fave.
She picks out all of the nuts, which make her happily rave
Categories:
snickers, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
A young girl who lost her knickers
Grew tired of hearing the snickers
"Well, urine luck!"
Cried Donald, "Duck!
I have Hello Kitty stickers!"
Categories:
snickers, cat, humor, word play,
Form: Limerick
Snickers
Yum, Chocolate nue gate
Milk chocolate bar peanuts
No laughing, just eat!!
10/30/17
by James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
snickers, candy,
Form: Haiku
Barking at the people who
walk behind our house
is a dog that as a pup
was bought by my spouse.
Tiny border collie mix
he was meant to be,
but a Texas cow dog is
what most people see!
Chocolate-caramel, nutty too,
so it seems just right
he’s named for a candy bar;
just don’t take a bite!
Word Count shows 62 but different at another one. I count 60.
May 23, 2017 for Laura Loo's ONE of FIVE-70 words or less Poetry Contest
In 7/5 Trochee form. Topic #4: Your Pet
Categories:
snickers, pets,
Form: Rhyme
Hungry? Why wait?
Chocolate won't waste
Might go to your waist
Advertising is genius
Packed with peanuts
Quick way to protein us
Calories are king-sized
Due in part to caramelized
Nonetheless, it satisfies
You're not you, man,
When you're hungry for nougat
Share one (with Ted Nugent?)
Candy-licious, a name it needs
How about a Martian steed?
(Gives a flippant, hidden laugh) Indeed
Categories:
snickers, candy, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Merry Wulfman!
Santa Snickers
Jingle Jugs, and
Rudolph's knickers
Happy Crackers
Mistle twits
Porky pudding
Snicklefritz
Frosty gnomes
Disgusting tarts
Home Sweet Cheeks
and Uncle Farts
Happy New Tweets
Merry Tickles
Santa Jack says,
Pass the pickles....
5. Turkey, cake
& Mull Cider
Pumpkin pie
So open wider (By Edlynn Nau)
6. Got indigestion
I feel ill...
too much turkey
I need a pill! (By Jan Allison)
7. Chocolate truffles
a fork or spoon
my tummy's swelling
I must stop soon (By Tim Smith)
8. Hard rock candy
breaks my teeth
Someone help me
Pwetty Pweeth! (By John Wulf)
Please keep adding verses my Happy Soupers!
Categories:
snickers, fun, silly,
Form: List
Life with Snickers
(four short poems in one)
our one-year-old dog
lapping up toilet water -
what a potty mouth
That dog is also into smut;
he likes to sniff poor kitty’s butt.
He hears my slightest movements in the kitchen.
His paws appear at the counter where I’m preparing food.
Later, Snickers comes to me. In his mouth he bears a rope.
He wants to play that silly game I dread.
He stares at me, big brown eyes filled with hope.
Tug of war I play with him. When it’s time for bed,
The cat and I can’t rest till Snickers has laid down his head.
Written 11/4/15 for the "A Poet's Dozen" Poetry Contest of the Silent One
Categories:
snickers, dog,
Form: Haiku
the dog is gagging
in some vomit on the floor. . .
my vanished earring
(well, it's kind of about nature; a very natural thing for dogs. haha!)
For PD's (Make Me Chuckle with a haiku) Haiku #1 (or senryu)
Categories:
snickers, dog, humorous,
Form: Senryu
Off his leash, he escapes,
diving under a chair.
Through each room of our house,
he darts here; he darts there.
Little scamp can’t be caught.
He careens crazily.
For his collar I reach,
but he dashes from me.
To his food dish he goes,
Ah! My time has now come.
He is back on the leash
and unable to run.
I know our puppy will calm down in time.
We find his toys and bones he likes to bite.
We gently rub his tummy as he lies
beside us with the coming of the night.
Lullaby, Doggie.
Lay down your head.
Sweet dreams for our Snickers
asleep on our bed.
for the Contest: Rock Me Around the Clock or Rock Me to Sleep--
Rhythm Poems
Categories:
snickers, dog, , Lullaby,
Form: Rhyme
The playful snick, snack snickering.
A small little bite, nibble, lick.
As if there was never bad blood between us.
We giggle, goggle, oggle.
Over boys, celebrities, gossip.
Braiding hair, painting toes, looking at love and woes.
Never letting the impending doom get between us.
The glue of fake nails drying fast now.
And as I look back now,
a tear falls down my cheek,
like that of rain pouring down upon the earth.
And I'd smile like the sun within the clouds.
The playful snick, snack, snickering.
All around me now.
Lost in memories of that of a clown.
Categories:
snickers, imagination
Form: Free verse
chooooowy,good nise.choowynice with carameal and almounse covered with dark chcolate.it
is so good,justis so good.snickers.they are so mouth watering goodnice. goes with any
drink.oh who i love ''snickers''.
Categories:
snickers, food
Form: I do not know?
Snickers
By Dane Smith-Johnsen
Witches'
Nickers
Poetic Form: Footle
Categories:
snickers, funny
Form: Light Verse
a chocolate snickers bar
very delicious
with peanuts and caramel
it's such a delight
just to bite into
its greatness
yum
Categories:
snickers, food
Form: Epulaeryu