Best Snickers Poems

Barking at the people who
walk behind our house
is a dog that as a pup
was bought by my spouse.

Tiny border collie mix
he was meant to be,
but a Texas cow dog is
what most people see!

Chocolate-caramel, nutty too,
so it seems just right
he’s named for a candy bar;
just don’t...

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Off his leash, he escapes,
diving under a chair.
Through each room of our house, 
he darts here; he darts there.

Little scamp can’t be caught.
He careens crazily.
For his collar I reach,
but he dashes from me.

To his food dish he goes,
Ah! My time has now come.
He is back...

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She is a lifeline in the blue-black of days
Curled on my lap, her sausage form rolls
All over the bed ... without guilt, without care;

Weenie girl Snickers likes to frolic 
In dim of night as  my tiredness kicks in,
And I would fondly grant a regalement

To...

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For Snickers, Aug. 2013 - May 3, 2022

My husband fell in love with him on sight -
the little puppy he brought home one day.
In welcoming him we took such delight -
the way he got excited just to play
or how he was so glad to see...

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Our Lovely Dog Snickers

I was directed today,
To a brand new web site.
It’s all about pets,
And some of their plights.

It got me to thinking,
Of a dog we once had.
She was part of the family;
I felt more like her dad.

When I was at work,
One thing I knew...

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Merry Wulfman!
Santa Snickers
Jingle Jugs, and
Rudolph's knickers

Happy Crackers
Mistle twits
Porky pudding
Snicklefritz

Frosty gnomes
Disgusting tarts
Home Sweet Cheeks
and Uncle Farts

Happy New Tweets
Merry Tickles
Santa Jack says,
Pass the pickles....



5.  Turkey, cake
      & Mull Cider
      Pumpkin pie
     ...

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Life with Snickers
(four short poems in one)

our one-year-old dog
lapping up toilet water -
what a potty mouth

That dog is also into smut;
he likes to sniff poor kitty’s butt.

He hears my slightest movements in the kitchen.
His paws appear at the counter where I’m preparing food.

Later, Snickers comes...

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the dog is gagging

in some vomit on the floor. . . 

my vanished earring


(well, it's kind of about nature; a very natural thing for dogs. haha!)
For PD's (Make Me Chuckle with a haiku) Haiku #1 (or senryu)...

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Hungry? Why wait?
Chocolate won't waste
Might go to your waist

Advertising is genius
Packed with peanuts
Quick way to protein us

Calories are king-sized
Due in part to caramelized
Nonetheless, it satisfies

You're not you, man,
When you're hungry for nougat
Share one (with Ted Nugent?)

Candy-licious, a name it needs
How about a Martian steed?
(Gives a...

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a chocolate snickers bar
                                         ...

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Snickers

Yum, Chocolate nue gate
Milk chocolate bar peanuts
No laughing, just eat!!

10/30/17
by James Edward Lee Sr....

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Snickers
     By Dane Smith-Johnsen

Witches'
Nickers



Poetic Form:  Footle...

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The playful snick, snack snickering.
A small little bite, nibble, lick.
As if there was never bad blood between us.
We giggle, goggle, oggle.
Over boys, celebrities, gossip.
Braiding hair, painting toes, looking at love and woes.
Never letting the impending doom get between us.
The glue of fake nails drying fast...

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chooooowy,good nise.choowynice with carameal and almounse covered with dark chcolate.it 
is so good,justis so good.snickers.they are so mouth watering goodnice. goes with any 
drink.oh who i love ''snickers''....

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he lived across the street with a crumbly yard
full of half dead trees with an orchard

broken wooden picket fence showd me decay
his child hood that'd been given away
an old giant half t'horn away overgrown hedge  
the dirt paths around the house with cans they...

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