Short Snickers Poems

Milky Way Snickers
yes I do have a sweet tooth
Mounds and Almond Joy...

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exploding chickens
rainbow snickers at the thought
leprechaun humor...

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Snickers and comments
Gentle heckles from a child
Tripping on the rug...

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Hersheys
Butterfinger
Chrunch
Almond joy
Snickers
Reeses


Yum,Yum
Chocolate...

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Snickers
     By Dane Smith-Johnsen

Witches'
Nickers



Poetic Form:  Footle...

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HEll bElow snickErs 
As thE dEAd bodiEs dEcAy
fAding fAntAsy . . . 

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Carvel Two for One Sundae
Occult Melt in Mouth Snickers,
Share Choice Wife Hot Fudge,
Old 'N Young Creamy Tongue Lickers!...

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Snickers

Yum, Chocolate nue gate
Milk chocolate bar peanuts
No laughing, just eat!!

10/30/17
by James Edward Lee Sr....

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My name is Brandi
I like Track but I hate Tea
Snickers are my favorite candy
I tore parts of my knee
My life is dandy
That sums up me....

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biology class
where sperm whales are mentioned
seventh grade snickers

no one laughed in sixth
thanks to sex education
they are getting wise...

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A young girl who lost her knickers
Grew tired of hearing the snickers
"Well, urine luck!"
Cried Donald, "Duck!
I have  Hello Kitty stickers!"...

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Macho Man gave Pirate Queen snickers
So she turned loose her boot lickers
Then it got worse
she made him a purse
Forced Macho Man to wear her pink Knickers...

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The crack of a twig..' Some snickers, there's natter.' 
Double cream underJam with seeds; just homely feeds.'
A duck on a piano, under willow fronds in Devon; England.'...

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chooooowy,good nise.choowynice with carameal and almounse covered with dark chcolate.it 
is so good,justis so good.snickers.they are so mouth watering goodnice. goes with any 
drink.oh who i love ''snickers''....

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candy corn was formerly called
chicken feed

snickers and lollipops were both named after horses
Snicker and Lolly Pop

Cotton candy was originally called
Fairy floss

I love buying books with interesting facts...

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squirrel dressed up like the count is mighty fine.
She runs door to door, loving it when she is next in line.
Candy comes in so many flavors, snickers is her fave.
She picks out all of the nuts, which make her happily rave...

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I must stop eating Snickers
I can’t fit in my knickers
Have less food on my plate
Won’t moan about my weight

08~23~14
Written for Chastuska Me Contest
Sponsored by Dr Ram Mehta
Rhyme scheme AABB
~awarded 5th place ~...

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Yup! That's me, Leo the Lion, King of the Jungle
But really, I'm a pussy cat... did I just hear you chuckle
Meow, meow, I say
Love licking your sachet
Sniggles... a total obsession for snickers and giggles...

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the milky way
is so vast but
i'd rather have
a snickers bar
i'm more akin
to nuts but it
makes me
think

just
between
you and
me do you 
believe that 
there are really 
any questions that 
are hypothetical ?????...

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This tongue broadcasts
hushed tones of satanic nature
And strange snickers
resounded throughout the canyons
Chanting nocturnes as irking
as a rhino horn against a chalkboard
yet the prophecy remained clear
I had to find this beast…...

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the dog is gagging

in some vomit on the floor. . . 

my vanished earring


(well, it's kind of about nature; a very natural thing for dogs. haha!)
For PD's (Make Me Chuckle with a haiku) Haiku #1 (or senryu)...

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They made judgements
Because of her size
She saw the snickers
Inside their eyes

They made judgements
Based on her hair
She saw their high fives
Way up in the air

They made judgements
Based on her age
She rolled her eyes
Being a sage...

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On her nightdress candlelight flickers
While underneath she wears blue knickers
Grandpa recalls Kentucky
The last time he got lucky
Grandma just rolls her eyes and snickers



May 19, 2019
9-9-7-7-9
for Tania Kitchin's Bawdy Limericks Contest...

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Kitty Ghost Host

My cat Champ's a gracious host this Halloween night
Filling each bag with three Snickers and a Kit-Kat bite
But is reality blurring?
Champ floats by me purring
He's a translucent ghost-host, such a frightful sight!...

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Snickers, Snickers
  Milky Way
Butterfingers
  Frito-Lay

Hostess Cupcakes
  Almond Joy
Hershey Kisses
  O, Boy!

Tootsie Rolls
  Twinkies too
Pizza, French Fries
  I love you

We're sucking on
  our lollipops
on our way 
  to the Ice Cream Shoppe...

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