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Santa Snickers-Nonsense Alley V

Merry Wulfman!
Santa Snickers
Jingle Jugs, and
Rudolph's knickers

Happy Crackers
Mistle twits
Porky pudding
Snicklefritz

Frosty gnomes
Disgusting tarts
Home Sweet Cheeks
and Uncle Farts

Happy New Tweets
Merry Tickles
Santa Jack says,
Pass the pickles....



5.  Turkey, cake
      & Mull Cider
      Pumpkin pie
      So open wider                (By Edlynn Nau)
                   

6.  Got indigestion
      I feel ill...
      too much turkey
      I need a pill!                    (By Jan Allison)  
       

7.  Chocolate truffles
      a fork or spoon
      my tummy's swelling
      I must stop soon            (By Tim Smith)


8.   Hard rock candy
       breaks my teeth
       Someone help me
       Pwetty Pweeth!             (By John Wulf)

Please keep adding verses my Happy Soupers!

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Casarah Nance

November 16, 2015 at 7:57 AM

This was very fun, tongue twisting word play and collaboration smiles along the way. Very well done. ;)

Kim Shaw

November 16, 2015 at 11:07 AM

Hi Casarah, thank you for stopping in to read my funny nonsense. I am happy that you noticed the word play! Please feel welcome to leave a verse for me to add :)) Hugs, Kim

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

November 16, 2015 at 7:15 AM

Kim, I love this strings of poems bursting with humor and imagery!!!I smiled and enjoyed reading..~Olive ELoisa

Kim Shaw

November 16, 2015 at 10:34 AM

Hello Olivia! I have missed this place :)) Thank you for your very kind comments! I love that you enjoyed reading it. Hugs, Kim

Arthur Vaso

November 15, 2015 at 8:25 PM

LOL Loved this

Kim Shaw

November 16, 2015 at 10:23 AM

Thank you for the visit, Arthur! So glad you enjoyed it. ~Kim

Tim Smith

November 15, 2015 at 9:30 AM

Chocolate truffles.....a fork or spoon...my tummy's swelling.... I must stop soon....love it

Kim Shaw

November 15, 2015 at 9:43 AM

Hi Tim, Yummmm....chocolate truffles! Thank you for giving me a chocolate craving, Tim! I'm trying to lose a few before Christmas :))) Seriously, thank you for joining the Santa Snicker's Choo Choo! Hugs, Kim

Jan Allison

November 15, 2015 at 7:12 AM

Got indigestion, I feel ill... too much turkey, I need a pill! made me smile Kimberly:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Shaw

November 15, 2015 at 9:33 AM

Hi Jan, Nonsense is good for the soul! Thank you for your 'tummy turning' submission, haha. Hugs, Kim xx

Edlynn Nau

November 15, 2015 at 12:08 AM

Turky, cake, & Mull Cider, Pumpkin pie, So open wider. Love it. Hope everyone glaumbs onto another verse & plays along here. We could go on record with the world's longest poem! I suggest you look at the Genre: "List". If you get a chance, do me the honor of reading my LIST Poem, "Things with Strings" This clever, creative, chained list poem earns a 7.

Edlynn Nau

November 15, 2015 at 12:11 AM

You will have to add in the verses as we write them. I had it in order but this program doesn't allow spacing under comments.