Snark Poems - Poems about Snark

...Orchestrated they succumb onto her board scene ~ As success thrills the ordained Queen of mean—poet Once upon a time, there was a Queen with a magic flute in her throat Beknownst to all......

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...The hunting of Boojumous Snark, It ain't but no kind of a lark. It's best to wear lead, From toes to the head, And aim 'twixt the eyes with a quark. ......

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...Once I stumbled into a forest Where every surface shimmered like glass, Introducing me; a foreign tourist, To a world where every tree was endowed silver leaves. I peered anxiously into every l......

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...There’s an old joke, “Procrastinate now, because the sooner you fall behind, the longer you’ll have to catch up.” Ha ha. While a lot of students around here, even the good ones, are ......

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... I enjoy when people quote the Word, And find it disagrees with what they’ve heard. Often wrong with what they’re claiming. Their knowledge of Scripture is often betraying. In Isaiah, you......

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...What have you done, for you look like a perch? On Botox you should've done some research I won't sugarcoat it You look very bloated Your face is engorged, and some will besmirch Resemb......

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...Caroline is an old clerk, Now she is out of work, She has no special perk, ......

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... Written: January 16, 2024 _________________________________________ Ephemeral grave is tangled with gloom, Putting faith in ethereal womb of doom. Being without other ......

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...We were at a small bar, the place only served some older regulars. An elderly guy in an old jean jacket was talkative, friendly. “What do girls learn at Yale?” He asked. “We’re taught thin......

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...The cheesecake in the bakery I want to devour, dag-gone my crumbling willpower! It's cherry topping so high, makes me want to cry. I walk on past the candy aisle, and gaze at the cereal shelves ......

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...Hold the phone, hold the freakin’ phone. Lisa’s got a boyfriend! I’ve never seen Lisa with a boyfriend. Lisa draws men like fireworks on a dark night, but I’ve never seen her keep one. I mean, it’s ......

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...Colonoscopy Colonoscopy, strikes dread. It’s not too bad - when Colon trouble free. Jules Verne-like travel, up your ****, spelunking through strange, pink-ridged caverns. Hunting for ......

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...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......

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...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Affenpinscher (Affen)...

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...Earlier in the week I was pretty sick and Peter was pampering me. One night, as Peter was taking away my tea tray, I took a selfie to send to my mom - as proof of life. He looked at it from the sid......

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