Snark Poems - Poems about Snark

...Caroline is an old clerk, Now she is out of work, She has no special perk, ......Read the rest...

... Written: January 16, 2024 _________________________________________ Ephemeral grave is tangled with gloom, Putting faith in ethereal womb of doom. Being without other ......Read the rest...

...We were at a small bar, the place only served some older regulars. An elderly guy in an old jean jacket was talkative, friendly. “What do girls learn at Yale?” He asked. “We’re taught thin......Read the rest...

...The cheesecake in the bakery I want to devour, dag-gone my crumbling willpower! It's cherry topping so high, makes me want to cry. I walk on past the candy aisle, and gaze at the cereal shelves ......Read the rest...

...Hold the phone, hold the freakin’ phone. Lisa’s got a boyfriend! I’ve never seen Lisa with a boyfriend. Lisa draws men like fireworks on a dark night, but I’ve never seen her keep one. I mean, it’s ......Read the rest...

...Colonoscopy Colonoscopy, strikes dread. It’s not too bad - when Colon trouble free. Jules Verne-like travel, up your ****, spelunking through strange, pink-ridged caverns. Hunting for ......Read the rest...

...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......Read the rest...

...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Affenpinscher (Affen)...Read the rest...

...Earlier in the week I was pretty sick and Peter was pampering me. One night, as Peter was taking away my tea tray, I took a selfie to send to my mom - as proof of life. He looked at it from the sid......Read the rest...

...Dear neighbor Snark, can we please build an ark? We could use little McCark’s elm tree bark. I don’t know Marc, is this a trick or a lark? Not if we include my cousin Clark. The one Des Moines po......Read the rest...

...(a rhyme revision in stanza 9 in case the sponsor already read this.) 'Twas the night before Christmas. My shopping was done. But gifts needed wrapping, and THAT’S never fun! Huge piles of gifts......Read the rest...

...No rhyme or reason, this prolific verse Comes flooding forth, least none can be explained By blows to head, nor tumor sprouted, worse, No courses in linguistics entertained. Commencing with a r......Read the rest...

...All has opened as far as it can today. A 357 magnum Champagne bottle brought down a wild unicorn – frothy weeps the sea-snark. How far open can a person get and still live with those ever exp......Read the rest...

...Tropical summer a somnolent pond daydreams in spite of the storm Tropical bummer a cool, noisy pool dazzles in spite of the swarm Tropical drummer a quiet puddle dances in spite of the sl......Read the rest...

...'Twas slightly scary in terms doctors know did nurses nimble who would pass this way. Prickly plied do glories go so soon alas undismayed. Long time in fact she thought jabbed her vaccsees as ......Read the rest...