Short Snark Poems

Dear neighbor Snark, can we please build an ark?
We could use little McCark’s elm tree bark.
I don’t know Marc, is this a trick or a lark?
Not if we include my cousin Clark.
The one Des Moines police use as a nark?
Yeah. Meet us behind blue skateboard park.
And be sure to include Shark and McQuark....

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All has opened as far as it can today.
A 357 magnum Champagne bottle
brought down a wild unicorn –
frothy weeps the sea-snark.

How far open can a person get
and still live with those
ever expanding universes
inside them.
The spreading starfish
in a fluorescent splash of moonlight
knows how far.

The inevitable wilt returns,
but possibly tomorrow we may find
an even greater caliber to be fired from....

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Man
BODACIOUS SNARK
Liar, Cheat, FRINEMY
Narcissistic, Hurtful, Calculating, Annyoying 
Male 

This in no way speaks of how I feel toward
most men..I just see a few out there that
meet most of these qualifications...

Portmanteau Words:
BODACIOUS__bold/audicious_bold, brazen 
SNARK___snide/remark_sarcastic
FRINEMY__friend/enemy_someone who comes on as friend but is really an 
                 enemy...

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Colonoscopy


Colonoscopy,
strikes dread. It’s not too bad - when
Colon trouble free.

Jules Verne-like travel,
up your arse, spelunking through
strange, pink-ridged caverns.

Hunting for the snark,
or boojum, or polyp, who
feasts, darkly, in there.

Snipety-snap - jaws,
polyp-snatch; dragging from view,
miscreant tissue.

Pathology dock -
destined. Tried in the morning,
suspected malign.

Tried.. judged innocent.
Callooh! callay! It vanished
softly — my boojum....

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