Smarmy Poems - Poems about Smarmy

...A lady and a pillow I read about a woman who, when going abroad takes a pillow from her bedroom, one with printed flowers and smells of yesterday’s shampoo and rinse not a silly little heart-sh......Read More

... Outside the sanctum, clenched teeth, tension, a sense of being spun slowly, in comical ocean drift Bobbed cork barely able to rein my orientation. Luckily, current flux of ......Read More

...Your call is important to us Says this smarmy bland voice So please stay on the Line As if we have any choice They don’t have many staff now Just a multi purpose call centre The logical result ......Read More

...At water break, a wail for dust – Fate sighs, for jest, has mused a blight, And gamers throb, in bliss of lust, Cast brawn and sweat to stoke a plight. The devil’s kiss, the angel’s tear - In ra......Read More

... Three old friends, for the first time in years, were enjoying a meal, discussing with zeal, the present, not delving into past faults and fears They had all found success, joy, and peace. The......Read More

...‘Tiny’ Bawb Always Wins His Fights - (in “Phonetically-Edited" Rhyme - for my Brit and Ausie Mites) Just before the Ausie, ‘Tiny’ Bawb, commenced to swingin’...tryin’ t......Read More

...My Fellow Soupers, I rarely get mad anymore, but today I am madder than an adder. Not long ago, an unemployed security guard in Florida accepted an $11/hour job at a company named CIS. Th......Read More

... This fact discerned is wisdom hard-earned: Behind a quick, smarmy smile may lurk artful guile. April 23, 2021 April 23, 2021 entered in Brian Strand's All Yours ......Read More

...I once met a lady from Killarney Her tendencies leaned toward the smarmy Wore the briefest of shorts Couldn’t hide her big warts But, she could handle the Irish army. Written April 5, 202......Read More

...Wildlife 22 A bug-eyed and smarmy young rat, Was eating a big lump of fat, A guy that he knew, Said "You can't! You're a Jew!" He replied "It's not bacon you pratt!"......Read More

... Possessing pure skepticism allows me to carry an air of longevity Having to breathe in false utterances, the words of mendacious men I could never trust If you be at the opposite ......Read More

...Another sex scandal hits the party of family values Another fall from imperial grace Another pastor Caught in a red hot sex scandal He claims that his wife Had an affair with a pool boy W......Read More

... When smarmy folks I KNOW dislike me come to me with phony stuff and nonsense they spread on so thick, their hugs I surely will rebuff. I-love-you hugs from sincere people— bring ‘em on! Can’......Read More

...In the beginning after God had finished creating this land. Satan boldly challenged the heavens for the absolute control of man. Gods’ architectural blueprint stretched for ages across the sky ......Read More

...These are poems about animals by Michael R. Burch Clyde Lied! by Michael R. Burch There once was a mockingbird, Clyde, who bragged of his prowess, but lied. To his new wife he sighed, “When......Read More