Smarmy Poems - Poems about Smarmy

...If lesser chimps bow, trail alpha male’s tail, A filly fawns on husky horny stags, Show willing hinds to a dominant male, And paupers if please podgy money-bags, Man, an attired ape, bows to......Read the rest...

...A lady and a pillow I read about a woman who, when going abroad takes a pillow from her bedroom, one with printed flowers and smells of yesterday’s shampoo and rinse not a silly little heart-sh......Read the rest...

...Outside the sanctum, clenched teeth, tension, a sense of being spun slowly, in comical ocean drift Bobbed cork barely able to rein my orientation. Luckily, current flux of haphazar......Read the rest...

...Your call is important to us Says this smarmy bland voice So please stay on the Line As if we have any choice They don’t have many staff now Just a multi purpose call centre The logical result ......Read the rest...

...At water break, a wail for dust – Fate sighs, for jest, has mused a blight, And gamers throb, in bliss of lust, Cast brawn and sweat to stoke a plight. The devil’s kiss, the angel’s tear - In ra......Read the rest...

...Three old friends, for the first time in years, were enjoying a meal, discussing with zeal, the present, not delving into past faults and fears They had all found success, joy, and peace. Then ......Read the rest...

...‘Tiny’ Bawb Always Wins His Fights - (in “Phonetically-Edited" Rhyme - for my Brit and Ausie Mites) Just before the Ausie, ‘Tiny’ Bawb, commenced to swingin’...tryin’ t......Read the rest...

...My Fellow Soupers, I rarely get mad anymore, but today I am madder than an adder. Not long ago, an unemployed security guard in Florida accepted an $11/hour job at a company named CIS. Th......Read the rest...

...This fact discerned is wisdom hard-earned: Behind a quick, smarmy smile may lurk artful guile. April 23, 2021 April 23, 2021 entered in Brian Strand's All Yours (April......Read the rest...

...I once met a lady from Killarney Her tendencies leaned toward the smarmy Wore the briefest of shorts Couldn’t hide her big warts But, she could handle the Irish army. Written April 5, 202......Read the rest...

...Wildlife 22 A bug-eyed and smarmy young rat, Was eating a big lump of fat, A guy that he knew, Said "You can't! You're a Jew!" He replied "It's not bacon you pratt!"......Read the rest...

... Possessing pure skepticism allows me to carry an air of longevity Having to breathe in false utterances, the words of mendacious men I could never trust If you be at the opposite ......Read the rest...

...Another sex scandal hits the party of family values Another fall from imperial grace Another pastor Caught in a red hot sex scandal He claims that his wife Had an affair with a pool boy W......Read the rest...

...When smarmy folks I KNOW dislike me come to me with phony stuff and nonsense they spread on so thick, their hugs I surely will rebuff. I-love-you hugs from sincere people— bring ‘em on! Can’t ......Read the rest...

...In the beginning after God had finished creating this land. Satan boldly challenged the heavens for the absolute control of man. Gods’ architectural blueprint stretched for ages across the sky ......Read the rest...