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Smarmy Lady

I once met a lady from Killarney Her tendencies leaned toward the smarmy Wore the briefest of shorts Couldn’t hide her big warts But, she could handle the Irish army. Written April 5, 2021

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Jack Horne

Date: 4/9/2021 12:06:00 PM

LOL, I'm still chuckling about this

L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/9/2021 12:22:00 PM

So glad you enjoyed it, Jack.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 4/6/2021 6:00:00 PM

I remember as an (immature) college student at an all-men's school calling this 'pulling train.' Bring on the Marines. :) gw

L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/6/2021 6:01:00 PM

Remember, Gershon, always be the engine or the tinder, never the caboose! LOL

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 4/6/2021 8:25:00 AM

Laugh out loud! Fabulous limerick! xomo

L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/6/2021 8:41:00 AM

Thanks so much, Maureen. I enjoyed writing it; glad you enjoyed reading it and got a good laugh out of it.

Edward Ibeh

Date: 4/6/2021 6:53:00 AM

Nice, funny piece, Milt!:-) Have a wonderful day!

L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/6/2021 8:40:00 AM

Same to you, Edward. Glad you enjoyed my limerick.

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 4/6/2021 2:29:00 AM

Ha ha... fun stuff. God bless you always. Love, Gina

L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/6/2021 8:40:00 AM

Glad you got a laugh out of my smarmey lady! Thanks, Gina.

Judy Ball

Date: 4/5/2021 9:48:00 PM

Ooohoohoo! This really made me laugh. Guess when they don't see a lady that often she doesn't have to be a classy lassie. Loved it. God Bless my friend. JB

L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/6/2021 8:40:00 AM

Thanks, JB. True, I guess!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/5/2021 5:04:00 PM

hahaha that was a very GREAT limerick

L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/5/2021 7:16:00 PM

Andrea, I read Jack Ellison's limericks every morning, and he always gives me a hearty laugh. Well, today, I decided to do another one. Occasionally, I get the urge to write a limerick. They are fun. Thanks for your read.

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 4/5/2021 3:19:00 PM

She sounds like a tough cookie. More then just a rookie, nicely done Milt :)

L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/5/2021 7:15:00 PM

I'd say so, Mystic Rose Rose. Thanks for your smile.

Alexis Y.

Date: 4/5/2021 12:56:00 PM

Lol! L. Milton, Reading this was so funny that it caused me to me out loud. I enjoyed the read. Have a great day:-) Alexis

L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/5/2021 1:12:00 PM

I'm so happy you enjoyed it, Alexis. Limericks are fun to write and are supposed to be a bit naughty. If you like them, I highly recommend reading Jack Ellison's limericks.

Sotto Poet

Date: 4/5/2021 11:08:00 AM

WOW, hhhhh, Very good one My Freind:) Warm wishes // Las

L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/5/2021 1:11:00 PM

Lasaad, thanks for your read and comment. I enjoyed writing this one. If you like limericks you can't beat Jack Ellison's.

Jan Allison

Date: 4/5/2021 11:05:00 AM

ha ha ha good one Milton:-) hugs jan xx

L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/5/2021 1:11:00 PM

Thanks, Jan. I enjoy Jack Ellison's fine limericks so much, I thought I'd write another one this morning. Glad you enjoyed it.