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Smarmy Lady

I once met a lady from Killarney 
Her tendencies leaned toward the smarmy 
Wore the briefest of shorts 
Couldn’t hide her big warts 
But, she could handle the Irish army. 

Written April 5, 2021

Copyright © L Milton Hankins | Year Posted 2021

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Jack Horne Date: 4/9/2021 12:06:00 PM LOL, I'm still chuckling about this Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 4/9/2021 12:22:00 PM So glad you enjoyed it, Jack.

Gershon Wolf Date: 4/6/2021 6:00:00 PM I remember as an (immature) college student at an all-men's school calling this 'pulling train.' Bring on the Marines. :) gw Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 4/6/2021 6:01:00 PM Remember, Gershon, always be the engine or the tinder, never the caboose! LOL

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 4/6/2021 8:25:00 AM Laugh out loud! Fabulous limerick! xomo Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 4/6/2021 8:41:00 AM Thanks so much, Maureen. I enjoyed writing it; glad you enjoyed reading it and got a good laugh out of it.

Edward Ibeh Date: 4/6/2021 6:53:00 AM Nice, funny piece, Milt!:-) Have a wonderful day! Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 4/6/2021 8:40:00 AM Same to you, Edward. Glad you enjoyed my limerick.

Regina Mcintosh Date: 4/6/2021 2:29:00 AM Ha ha... fun stuff. God bless you always. Love, Gina Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 4/6/2021 8:40:00 AM Glad you got a laugh out of my smarmey lady! Thanks, Gina.

Judy Ball Date: 4/5/2021 9:48:00 PM Ooohoohoo! This really made me laugh. Guess when they don't see a lady that often she doesn't have to be a classy lassie. Loved it. God Bless my friend. JB Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 4/6/2021 8:40:00 AM Thanks, JB. True, I guess!

Andrea Dietrich Date: 4/5/2021 5:04:00 PM hahaha that was a very GREAT limerick Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 4/5/2021 7:16:00 PM Andrea, I read Jack Ellison's limericks every morning, and he always gives me a hearty laugh. Well, today, I decided to do another one. Occasionally, I get the urge to write a limerick. They are fun. Thanks for your read.

Mystic Rose Rose Date: 4/5/2021 3:19:00 PM She sounds like a tough cookie. More then just a rookie, nicely done Milt :) Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 4/5/2021 7:15:00 PM I'd say so, Mystic Rose Rose. Thanks for your smile.

Alexis Y. Date: 4/5/2021 12:56:00 PM Lol! L. Milton, Reading this was so funny that it caused me to me out loud. I enjoyed the read. Have a great day:-) Alexis Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 4/5/2021 1:12:00 PM I'm so happy you enjoyed it, Alexis. Limericks are fun to write and are supposed to be a bit naughty. If you like them, I highly recommend reading Jack Ellison's limericks.

Sotto Poet Date: 4/5/2021 11:08:00 AM WOW, hhhhh, Very good one My Freind:) Warm wishes // Las Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 4/5/2021 1:11:00 PM Lasaad, thanks for your read and comment. I enjoyed writing this one. If you like limericks you can't beat Jack Ellison's.

Jan Allison Date: 4/5/2021 11:05:00 AM ha ha ha good one Milton:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 4/5/2021 1:11:00 PM Thanks, Jan. I enjoy Jack Ellison's fine limericks so much, I thought I'd write another one this morning. Glad you enjoyed it.