L Milton Hankins Poet Limerick

Smarmy Lady

I once met a lady from Killarney 
Her tendencies leaned toward the smarmy 
Wore the briefest of shorts 
Couldn’t hide her big warts 
But, she could handle the Irish army. 

Written April 5, 2021

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Jack Horne April 9, 2021 at 12:06 PM LOL, I'm still chuckling about this L Milton Hankins April 9, 2021 at 12:22 PM So glad you enjoyed it, Jack.

Gershon Wolf April 6, 2021 at 6:00 PM I remember as an (immature) college student at an all-men's school calling this 'pulling train.' Bring on the Marines. :) gw L Milton Hankins April 6, 2021 at 6:01 PM Remember, Gershon, always be the engine or the tinder, never the caboose! LOL

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart April 6, 2021 at 8:25 AM Laugh out loud! Fabulous limerick! xomo L Milton Hankins April 6, 2021 at 8:41 AM Thanks so much, Maureen. I enjoyed writing it; glad you enjoyed reading it and got a good laugh out of it.

Edward Ibeh April 6, 2021 at 6:53 AM Nice, funny piece, Milt!:-) Have a wonderful day! L Milton Hankins April 6, 2021 at 8:40 AM Same to you, Edward. Glad you enjoyed my limerick.

Regina Mcintosh April 6, 2021 at 2:29 AM Ha ha... fun stuff. God bless you always. Love, Gina L Milton Hankins April 6, 2021 at 8:40 AM Glad you got a laugh out of my smarmey lady! Thanks, Gina.

Judy Ball April 5, 2021 at 9:48 PM Ooohoohoo! This really made me laugh. Guess when they don't see a lady that often she doesn't have to be a classy lassie. Loved it. God Bless my friend. JB L Milton Hankins April 6, 2021 at 8:40 AM Thanks, JB. True, I guess!

Andrea Dietrich April 5, 2021 at 5:04 PM hahaha that was a very GREAT limerick L Milton Hankins April 5, 2021 at 7:16 PM Andrea, I read Jack Ellison's limericks every morning, and he always gives me a hearty laugh. Well, today, I decided to do another one. Occasionally, I get the urge to write a limerick. They are fun. Thanks for your read.

Mystic Rose Rose April 5, 2021 at 3:19 PM She sounds like a tough cookie. More then just a rookie, nicely done Milt :) L Milton Hankins April 5, 2021 at 7:15 PM I'd say so, Mystic Rose Rose. Thanks for your smile.

Alexis Y. April 5, 2021 at 12:56 PM Lol! L. Milton, Reading this was so funny that it caused me to me out loud. I enjoyed the read. Have a great day:-) Alexis L Milton Hankins April 5, 2021 at 1:12 PM I'm so happy you enjoyed it, Alexis. Limericks are fun to write and are supposed to be a bit naughty. If you like them, I highly recommend reading Jack Ellison's limericks.

Sotto Poet April 5, 2021 at 11:08 AM WOW, hhhhh, Very good one My Freind:) Warm wishes // Las L Milton Hankins April 5, 2021 at 1:11 PM Lasaad, thanks for your read and comment. I enjoyed writing this one. If you like limericks you can't beat Jack Ellison's.

Jan Allison April 5, 2021 at 11:05 AM ha ha ha good one Milton:-) hugs jan xx L Milton Hankins April 5, 2021 at 1:11 PM Thanks, Jan. I enjoy Jack Ellison's fine limericks so much, I thought I'd write another one this morning. Glad you enjoyed it.