Long Smarmy Poems
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PAEDOPHILES RUNNING THE SHOW
PAEDOPHILES RUNNING THE SHOW.
It doesn’t matter where you look
Or anywhere in the world you go,
The only thing that’s guaranteed
Is there is a paedophile running the show.
From ancient times to modern day
Frome a home to the...
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Categories:
smarmy, abuse, anger, angst, betrayal, hate, innocence, meaningful,
Form:
Rhyme
Heavens's Poker Game
In the beginning after God had finished creating this land.
Satan boldly challenged the heavens for the absolute control of man.
Gods’ architectural blueprint stretched for ages across the sky
He watered the...
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Categories:
smarmy, bible, christian, conflict, emotions, encouraging, god, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Clyde Lied
These are poems about animals by Michael R. Burch
Clyde Lied!
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a mockingbird, Clyde,
who bragged of his prowess, but lied.
To his new wife he sighed,
“When again, gentle bride?”
“Nevermore!” bright-eyed Raven replied.
The...
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Categories:
smarmy, animal, desire, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, wedding,
Form:
Limerick
The Platypus, a Double Limerick
These are poems about animals by Michael R. Burch
Double Limerick: The Platypus
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?
The platypus, though, is eager
although his means are...
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Categories:
smarmy, animal, desire, humor, humorous, love, nature, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
The Raving
From 2010. Narrator is Robert Gibbs, snooty White House Press Secretary.
Lay, O Lord, a curse on press men, rude and churlish, sad, obsessed men
Who persist to query me on matters they know I must...
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Categories:
smarmy, hip hop, parody, raven,
Form:
Narrative
The Mallard
"The Mallard" and other Animal Limericks
The Mallard
by Michael R. Burch
The mallard is a fellow
whose lips are long and yellow
with which he, honking, kisses
his bawdy, boisterous mistress;
my pond's their loud bordello!
On the Horns of a Dilemma...
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Categories:
smarmy, animal, humor, humorous, light, love, lust, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Madder Than An Adder
My Fellow Soupers,
I rarely get mad anymore, but today I am madder than an adder. Not long ago, an unemployed security guard in Florida accepted an $11/hour...
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Categories:
smarmy, business, work,
Form:
Other
First Amendment In Jeopardy
Lifeblood of democracy hemorrhaging
ousting the "FAKE" president only recourse
to staunch impending grim demise,
since forefathers drafted
United States Constitution
ratified more'n two centuries ago
hoi polloi must take to the streets
denouncing severe curtailment
impinging sacred freedom of speech
linkedin with paramount...
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Categories:
smarmy, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse, eulogy, gospel,
Form:
Ode
Snarling Cup of Coffee Final Verses
the coffee that Lenin drank as he plotted revolution, the coffee that Hitler and Stalin drank with FDR as they divided up the world after World War 11, the cup that JFK drank before he...
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Categories:
smarmy, america, angst, anxiety, desire, drink, drug,
Form:
Free verse
Snarling Cup of Coffee Part Two
----paranoid, pornographic, psychotic, pontific, politically aware, rapping, rhyming, right here, right now in River city, rock and roll up the Yazoo, sad, sadistic, sarcastic, sassy, satanic, schizoid, shitting, silly, sexy, smarmy, smelly, smooth, snarky, snarling,...
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Categories:
smarmy, drink, drug,
Form:
Free verse
Quick Tips
Try a brisk walk at night,
Igniting fire through ice,
It might burn, bite or beat you,
But you'll swear it feels nice.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -...
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Categories:
smarmy, drink, philosophy, wisdom,
Form:
Rhyme
The Showing of the Ankle
The Showing of The Ankle
Now dashing Sir Giles was a smarmy old geezer
Bold with the women, he knew how to please ‘em
Money no probs and endowed with good looks
It was easy to get into ladies...
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Categories:
smarmy, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Brother, Keep Preaching
Two black soul brothers
Standing on the corner
In front of Metro center
On a Friday night
In the heart of the new evil empire
The center of the beast
Hell Central
Preaching the word of god
The news of the end of...
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Categories:
smarmy, dark, deep, philosophy, religion, religious, satire, science
Form:
Free verse
The Wrath of Reason
The Wrath of Reason
(For Rush Limpballs and his Smarmy Ilk)
Sycophants spewing forth the Milk of Malice
Drown the Warmth of Reason in icy ivory towers—
Pandering bigotry and denial unique to no nation—
...
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Categories:
smarmy, angst,
Form:
Lyric
Eaten Alive
“Eaten Alive”
At first it felt like
A brush of air past my face
A tear drop, the touch of lace
I walked my way to class
Vision low staring at a little coed’s ass
Then the push came
Nearly hobbling myself...
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Categories:
smarmy, absence, abuse, america, analogy,
Form:
Free verse
Another Sex Scandal Hits the Party of Family Values
Another sex scandal hits the party of family values
Another fall from imperial grace
Another pastor
Caught in a red hot sex scandal
He claims that his wife
Had an affair with a pool boy
Who tried to black...
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Categories:
smarmy, allegory, allusion, america, anger, angst, anxiety, betrayal,
Form:
Free verse
Gateway
Outside the sanctum, clenched teeth, tension,
a sense of being spun slowly, in comical ocean drift
Bobbed cork barely able to rein my orientation.
...
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Categories:
smarmy, allusion, analogy, appreciation, art, birth,
Form:
Free verse
A Matter of Distrust
Possessing pure skepticism
allows me
to carry an air of longevity
Having to breathe in
false utterances,
the words of mendacious men
I could never trust
If you be at the opposite end
on the thought spectrum
of visible dust
Then persuade yourself
if you must
That...
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Categories:
smarmy, allusion, feelings, psychological, word play,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
You'Re So Bourgeois
You’re so bourgeois,
it ain’t materialistically funny
You’re so smug, lady LaDeda —
you’re a maven for making money
Always turning your nose up,
and looking down
at poor, working class people
Thinking you’re better than most everyone else
because...
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Categories:
smarmy, humorous, image, parody, truth,
Form:
Light Verse
Snarling Cup of Coffee Lastest Version
I like to start my day with a hot cup of coffee
I pound down the coffee
First thing I do every day
as the dawning sun
Lights up my lonesome room
Yeah, but not just a simple cup of...
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Categories:
smarmy, desire, drink, drug, food,
Form:
Free verse
Disenchanted Muse
My muse did her fealty recuse
My honor she did stealthily reconnoiter
My discourse was grounds for divorce
Finding my writing no longer enlightening
My blithe parlance no longer my mistress did entrance
With my prose she did forthrightly dispose
Each...
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Categories:
smarmy, funny, metaphor,
Form:
Light Verse
Sanity
Sanity
At a interview with a well-known Greenwich based hedge fund,
my corporate destiny hinged on the man across the desk from me.
From pierced ears protruded tufts of wiry hair stained by yellow wax.
He seemed civil...
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Categories:
smarmy, funny,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
The Instigator
I woke up feeling great today,
alive with joy and energy
Then at the park, to my dismay,
an old She-Devil I did see!
She’s back in town. I’ve got the blues!
Again, I’ll see her smarmy smile.
“It’s great to...
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Categories:
smarmy, evil, woman,
Form:
Rhyme
Election, What Election ???
What's the point in voting
it really dosn't count,
I thought the highest scorer
knocked the others out.
But no,no, no............
I hear you shout
We are the people
we do not count.
Polititians rule the country
that is really true
They really do...
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Categories:
smarmy, angst, confusion, depression, life, political
Form:
Rhyme
Petty Arguments
HER
No matter what I try to do
Things are never right for you
You always make me feel so blue
Even after, what we went through
HIM
Things will never be the same
Till you stop this silly game
You can’t deny,...
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Categories:
smarmy, blue,
Form:
Rhyme