Short Smarmy Poems

Wildlife 22

A bug-eyed and smarmy young rat,
Was eating a big lump of fat,
A guy that he knew,
Said "You can't! You're a Jew!"
He replied "It's not bacon you pratt!"...

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I once met a lady from Killarney 
Her tendencies leaned toward the smarmy 
Wore the briefest of shorts 
Couldn’t hide her big warts 
But, she could handle the Irish army. 

Written April 5, 2021...

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When BoJo and Donald first met
Donald treated BoJo as his pet
They resembled daft twins
Both with fixed smarmy grins
It’s a moment I will not forget

*BoJo is short for Boris Johnson the new British Prime Minister

8/8/19...

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This fact discerned
is wisdom hard-earned: 
Behind a quick, smarmy smile
may lurk artful guile.


April 23, 2021


April 23, 2021
entered in Brian Strand's All Yours (April 24) Contest    placed 1st


June 2, 2021
Contest: Bite Size Poem no. 4
Sponsor: Line Gauthier...

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As we awake,  from these unpleasant dreams.

We toss,  we turn,  we even flip it seems.

These lives,  can be a rough and stormy night.

But we still swing, we still fight.

The ends may be close, or even near.

But our lives we cheerish but will not fear.

Just like many,  we know the drill.

The way up,  is thru Gods will.

So if we act a little smarmy.

Its,  we`re especially covered,  we,re in Gods Army....

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