Short Smarmy Poems
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Wildlife 22
A bug-eyed and smarmy young rat,
Was eating a big lump of fat,
A guy that he knew,
Said "You can't! You're a Jew!"
He replied "It's not bacon you pratt!"
I once met a lady from Killarney
Her tendencies leaned toward the smarmy
Wore the briefest of shorts
Couldn’t hide her big warts
But, she could handle the Irish army.
Written April 5, 2021
When BoJo and Donald first met
Donald treated BoJo as his pet
They resembled daft twins
Both with fixed smarmy grins
It’s a moment I will not forget
*BoJo is short for Boris Johnson the new British Prime Minister
8/8/19
This fact discerned
is wisdom hard-earned:
Behind a quick, smarmy smile
may lurk artful guile.
April 23, 2021
April 23, 2021
entered in Brian Strand's All Yours (April 24) Contest placed 1st
June 2, 2021
Contest: Bite Size Poem no. 4
Sponsor: Line Gauthier
As we awake, from these unpleasant dreams.
We toss, we turn, we even flip it seems.
These lives, can be a rough and stormy night.
But we still swing, we still fight.
The ends may be close, or even near.
But our lives we cheerish but will not fear.
Just like many, we know the drill.
The way up, is thru Gods will.
So if we act a little smarmy.
Its, we`re especially covered, we,re in Gods Army.
Form:
I read his name carney, i saw dark clouds gather as as an army.' I hear such black blarney.'
See Canada has maybe gone barmy.dead maple leaves, lay; yet more slippery and smarmy..Under a carney so carney
Doing more harm, than an enemy army..Oh
Prime-sinister (mark carney)
Chorus..
Oh its carney; mark carney..Mark his
Moniker, in alarm alarm be.' Awake
Canada, get real lively..And I'm sure that you
Will see. You need good rid of (mark carney)