Short Sermons Poems

This is boring,
I am snoring....

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Discard oh hermit, sermons of the preacher ~
Know that silence alone, is our true teacher...

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forsaken beth-El
sermons echo while souls heed
spiritual light


3/14/2015...

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forsaken bethel

past spoken sermons echoes

bearer of lost souls



By:Eve Roper 6/27/2015...

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Low praises, my dear
These hollow hymns, I have hummed
Vile verses shouted 

Heretic’s testimonies
Sinful sermons to deaf ears...

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sermons echo

abandoned  bethel

pine smoke scent 

5/29/2021


Bite Size Poem 3 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Line Gauthier...

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Five thousand sermons,
one point of view

The message sole branded
—the damned in the pews

(Villanova Pennsylvania: September, 2019)...

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Blind belief in gods, angels or demons ~
Conditioned by culture, blaring sermons

The one God omnipresent, is within ~
To find Him, heart’s the best place to begin...

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A vicar whose sermons were boring
Caught one of his choristers snoring
The lesson was taught
He cut sermons short
And numbers in church are now soaring!

12.01.23...

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John Donne, English poet innovator and scholar
finished life wearing a clerical collar.
Most famous for sermons and love poetry, 
a wife and twelve children also had he....

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A harlequin in Mississippi
His father a priest, his mother a hippy
He gives sermons for hours
While she waltzes through flowers 
He finds them quite far out and trippy

1/17/22...

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There was a bishop whose sermons were boring  
Seven hours long made members begin snoring.  
The bishop took offense
But he had no defense.
Busted bladders had warped all the flooring....

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When you hold up a mirror
To anyone in the act of hating
That is the most loving
Thing you are offering this world:
Asking all to see their own image
Reflected in real time ...
Shalom, shalom!...

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Our vicar her first name is Cindy
When preaching bad nerves make her windy
Sermons last half an hour
Foul farts make us cower  
Her Christian name should have been Sindy

10/24/20...

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If I have rhyme, If i have reason, but where do i say ?
All the land screams, "keep it out of our bay" !
Hypocrisy is holy, sermons are hyper, 
Every land is Hamelin but there is no pied piper.

(11.08.2023)...

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A chasm divides us from spiritual realms
  Bringing inner conflict as we spiral into chaos
  Yet the divide gets deeper with time
  Shadowy preachers spew twisted sermons
  Steep is the fall from grace

 12-13-2021...

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Once there was a parson named Ezra Heap

   Whose Sunday sermons were profoundly deep

      The louder Ezra implored

         The more his congregants snored

            He could never arouse them from their sleep...

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Serenading with sermons at services,
Serious seraphims searched out self-serving serpents.
But serrated silver certainly surpasses serenity.
Sirloin snake steaks seared and served by servants.


Written 11/26/17
for Barry Stebbings/Alliteration Contest...

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Is God a deficiency in
  our character or makeup 

Do we fill in the vacuum with almighty
  tales of beyond 

Is the salvation we search for
  there buried deep inside us 

Do our sermons lay unwritten
 —last devotional unsung 

(Villanova Pennsylvania: May, 2016)...

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Is God a deficiency in
  our character or makeup 

Do we fill in the vacuum with 
  almighty tales of beyond 

Is the salvation we yearn for
  there buried deep inside us 

Do our sermons lay unwritten
  —last devotional unsung 

(Villanova Pennsylvania: May, 2016)...

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“Light travels thousands of miles per second,” she taught
in her physics classes. 
“God is Light,” she heard in Sunday sermons; she wonders
why God doesn’t hear her prayer as fast as the speed of light;
the key of the universe’ secrets is still out of reach from her palms……...

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fear befriends finishing foes
false messiahs faltering friends
futile sermons fading fences
fire burns not extinct fuel

eyes shine not foggy horizon
embrace enlight enlove endless
enhance endure enliven please

hidavoo munchi kitter
bleechi goovoo plar
kunchi meench prar...

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See tomorrow's day
Seek tomorrow's prize
The sun gives way to the storm
The suddenness of surprise
Calmness will return
Life itself survives
Yesterday has taught us well
Sermons summarize
Today whether bad or good
It's presence we strive
Pray with faith
That fate be realized....

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God With Us Priest Shall Share

After much despair priest soon was there, 
Who we know has been beyond compare;
To hear can't wait,
For sermons great,
And glad that he with us God shall share.

Jim Horn

Choir will be singing,
"May the Lord Blesss You and keep you."
by John Rutter....

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Always Preferred A Priest Who Is A Pro

We prefer a poetic priest who is a pro;
Someone that God guaranteed to grow,
Our future fate;
Sermons great,
And handsome gentleman head to toe.

Should include this in your first church
announcement with a statement about
starting a poetry club.

Jim Horn...

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