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Let Us Pray

Our vicar her first name is Cindy
When preaching bad nerves make her windy
Sermons last half an hour
Foul farts make us cower  
Her Christian name should have been Sindy

10/24/20

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Caren Krutsinger Date: 10/29/2020 4:51:00 AM Ah, she sounds like a wonderful trump-like gal to me! And her rump-is-like-wow! Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 10/26/2020 4:00:00 PM G’day Jan … I wonder who the Vicar is calling foul on. I’ll bet the church fills up from the back rows - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply

John Watt Date: 10/25/2020 9:04:00 PM Lol! I imagine the text she was preaching on was Isaiah 26:18 "We were with child, we writhed in pain, but we gave birth to wind". Hugs ~ John Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 10/25/2020 12:25:00 PM LOL, love this! Login to Reply

Mark Koplin Date: 10/25/2020 11:54:00 AM Awesome Jan!! Windy Sindy Login to Reply

Evelyn Judy Buehler Date: 10/24/2020 8:24:00 PM She certainly lives vicar-iously! :0 Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 10/24/2020 6:02:00 PM Now, changing her name to Sindy would be a real gas! Then she could be Sindy on Sunday! Good one, Jan. :) gw Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 10/24/2020 5:06:00 PM GREAT word play. I never thought before of the hidden meaning in Cindy!! Login to Reply

Mystic Rose Rose Date: 10/24/2020 3:00:00 PM lol now that's more like it, I love your funnies Jan. they make my day, almost Halloween time . Gonna go read your Halloween poem next , thank you for sharing. Login to Reply

John Lawless Date: 10/24/2020 2:36:00 PM AH, the essence of brimstone amid the congregation....SALVATION Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/25/2020 1:32:00 PM lol thanks John:-) hugs Jan xx

Emilia James Date: 10/24/2020 2:30:00 PM Bet those candles are kept well away lol, a fun funny write Jan, Emilia : ) x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/25/2020 1:32:00 PM ha ha ha I LOVE that comment:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 10/24/2020 12:02:00 PM Lettuce prey everyday! Fowl farts are sweeter! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/25/2020 1:31:00 PM I did a poem in my early days at soup called 'lettuce pray!:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Riding Date: 10/24/2020 11:13:00 AM Nice one Jan!! Perhaps flatulence makes the heart grow fonder? lojl !! Keep up the good work. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/25/2020 1:30:00 PM lol thanks Tim:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 10/24/2020 11:02:00 AM You could say they were blown away by her sermon lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/25/2020 1:30:00 PM lol, I'm relieved its fiction:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 10/24/2020 9:20:00 AM Lol! Jan, This is so funny! Cindy should have asked the congregation can she be excused, and stepped outside:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/25/2020 1:29:00 PM lol, gad its fiction:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar Date: 10/24/2020 9:09:00 AM She should take some carbon pills. ~~ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/25/2020 1:28:00 PM or charcoal biscuits lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 10/24/2020 9:03:00 AM LOL, LOL, Sindy would be appropriate under the circumstances! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/25/2020 1:28:00 PM thanks Jennifer:-) hugs jan xx