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Our vicar her first name is Cindy When preaching bad nerves make her windy Sermons last half an hour Foul farts make us cower Her Christian name should have been Sindy 10/24/20

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Date: 10/29/2020 4:51:00 AM
Ah, she sounds like a wonderful trump-like gal to me! And her rump-is-like-wow!
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Date: 10/26/2020 4:00:00 PM
G’day Jan … I wonder who the Vicar is calling foul on. I’ll bet the church fills up from the back rows - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 10/25/2020 9:04:00 PM
Lol! I imagine the text she was preaching on was Isaiah 26:18 "We were with child, we writhed in pain, but we gave birth to wind". Hugs ~ John
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Date: 10/25/2020 12:25:00 PM
LOL, love this!
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Date: 10/25/2020 11:54:00 AM
Awesome Jan!! Windy Sindy
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Date: 10/24/2020 8:24:00 PM
She certainly lives vicar-iously! :0
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Date: 10/24/2020 6:02:00 PM
Now, changing her name to Sindy would be a real gas! Then she could be Sindy on Sunday! Good one, Jan. :) gw
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Date: 10/24/2020 5:06:00 PM
GREAT word play. I never thought before of the hidden meaning in Cindy!!
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Date: 10/24/2020 3:00:00 PM
lol now that's more like it, I love your funnies Jan. they make my day, almost Halloween time . Gonna go read your Halloween poem next , thank you for sharing.
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Date: 10/24/2020 2:36:00 PM
AH, the essence of brimstone amid the congregation....SALVATION
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/25/2020 1:32:00 PM
lol thanks John:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/24/2020 2:30:00 PM
Bet those candles are kept well away lol, a fun funny write Jan, Emilia : ) x
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/25/2020 1:32:00 PM
ha ha ha I LOVE that comment:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/24/2020 12:02:00 PM
Lettuce prey everyday! Fowl farts are sweeter! Aloha! Rico
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/25/2020 1:31:00 PM
I did a poem in my early days at soup called 'lettuce pray!:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/24/2020 11:13:00 AM
Nice one Jan!! Perhaps flatulence makes the heart grow fonder? lojl !! Keep up the good work.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/25/2020 1:30:00 PM
lol thanks Tim:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/24/2020 11:02:00 AM
You could say they were blown away by her sermon lol
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Date: 10/25/2020 1:30:00 PM
lol, I'm relieved its fiction:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/24/2020 9:20:00 AM
Lol! Jan, This is so funny! Cindy should have asked the congregation can she be excused, and stepped outside:-) Alexis
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/25/2020 1:29:00 PM
lol, gad its fiction:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/24/2020 9:09:00 AM
She should take some carbon pills. ~~
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/25/2020 1:28:00 PM
or charcoal biscuits lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/24/2020 9:03:00 AM
LOL, LOL, Sindy would be appropriate under the circumstances! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/25/2020 1:28:00 PM
thanks Jennifer:-) hugs jan xx