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Mission Accomplished

A vicar whose sermons were boring
Caught one of his choristers snoring
The lesson was taught
He cut sermons short
And numbers in church are now soaring!

12.01.23

Copyright © Wendy Watson | Year Posted 2023

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Linda Alice Fowler

January 15, 2023 at 8:24 AM

Oh Wendy - So very clever! Congratulations on your podium win! :)

January 14, 2023 at 6:29 AM

Wendy, this is a great limerick. SOME preachers in this position just find an opportunity to YELL~~awakening the sleepers! Janice

January 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM

Many preachers and other vocal presenters will relate to this limerick. The alliteration of 'caught' and 'choristers' is particularly appealing.

January 12, 2023 at 10:00 AM

Awesome for the church God, and for the Vicar..I enjoyed reading your work. Sara

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