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Pew Phew

There was a bishop whose sermons were boring Seven hours long made members begin snoring. The bishop took offense But he had no defense. Busted bladders had warped all the flooring.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 3/25/2016 8:03:00 PM
PHEW is RIGHT. This was great humor.
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Date: 2/12/2016 8:39:00 AM
Lol, Paul.... I'd like to read one of your own favorite limerick... Please point the way. Have a nice day... Linda
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 2/13/2016 4:35:00 PM
It's nice of you to ask, Linda. I think my favorite is probably "Sausaged." Word limitation requirements cannot accommodate my least favorite ones.
Date: 2/11/2016 10:05:00 PM
LOL, Busted... Paul, This one made me chuckle, I'd hate to wake to the pew phew of it all. Enjoyed. LINDA
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 2/12/2016 8:40:00 AM
Thank you, Silent One. I hope I didn't visit violence on good taste. Your kind response is reassuring.
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Date: 2/12/2016 8:36:00 AM
LINDA, why on earth, didn't I use "burst"? I considered it, but "busted" seemed more dramatic. As always, I value and appreciate your comments; each is educational. hugs x x x