Paul Schneiter Poet Limerick

Pew Phew

There was a bishop whose sermons were boring  
Seven hours long made members begin snoring.  
The bishop took offense
But he had no defense.
Busted bladders had warped all the flooring.

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Andrea Dietrich March 25, 2016 at 8:03 PM PHEW is RIGHT. This was great humor.

Poet Destroyer A February 12, 2016 at 8:39 AM Lol, Paul.... I'd like to read one of your own favorite limerick... Please point the way. Have a nice day... Linda Paul Schneiter February 13, 2016 at 4:35 PM It's nice of you to ask, Linda. I think my favorite is probably "Sausaged." Word limitation requirements cannot accommodate my least favorite ones.

Poet Destroyer A February 11, 2016 at 10:05 PM LOL, Busted... Paul, This one made me chuckle, I'd hate to wake to the pew phew of it all. Enjoyed. LINDA Paul Schneiter February 12, 2016 at 8:40 AM Thank you, Silent One. I hope I didn't visit violence on good taste. Your kind response is reassuring. Paul Schneiter February 12, 2016 at 8:36 AM LINDA, why on earth, didn't I use "burst"? I considered it, but "busted" seemed more dramatic. As always, I value and appreciate your comments; each is educational. hugs x x x