Short Padded Poems

Calm, composed exteriors
   Belie agenda-driven minds

Words painstakingly chosen
   Cover well-padded behinds...

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The kids need a toy box.
So spacious, padded and erect.
Embrace the future!
The casket in the livingroom 
   With toys to the brim....

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OVERWEIGHT HUSBAND:

Chubby
Hubby

FLABBY STOMACH:

Jelly
Belly

A WELL PADDED BOTTOM:

Cushy
Tushy

WINNIE THE POOH ON A DIET:

Skinny
Winnie...

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Chase Johnson-Mullins
was originally thought of as one of the dull’uns
then the hyphen was added
after most of his stats were conveniently padded....

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Camouflaged 
Hiding in the underbrush 
Inching forward 
Silently on padded paws, 
The leopard stalks its prey. 

     W.A. CHOLT.  Copyright Fergal O Reilly.  2018....

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why did you have to die?!
i can't believe i didn't cry!
you, that padded coffin, i want it a lie!
i managed to bring myself to sigh.
at least i had that one day for goodbye....

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I live in that padded room
I see the world unseen
I get strapped to the bed 
I ware a snug little jacket
I get needles stabbed in me all the time
I'm going to go insane in this place...

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Poor Petra has never been blessed
with boobies - (she’s got a flat chest)
She pleads and she begs
Just grow (darn fried eggs)
A padded bra boosts them the best!

08/06/20...

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Nah nah nah won't tell.
They'll take me away
To a padded cell
They don't know my play
Or how I escaped
Like I did back east
Fooled the police
I'll do it again
Just give it a spin.
Nah Nah nah a naa....

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Billy once spoke of our approaching doom.
Revealed stitched-cross against bare groom.
But fear never chilled stiff steel handle.
Then he ranted silent scandal!
Now Billy talks little in him white padded room....

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To lounge upon so cosy
Petal-padded, a thing!
But who does? Just this bee, see;
Bum up; buried therein.

Be lulled into so easy
Petal-perfumed, a sleep!
But who is? Just this moth, he;
Twitchy focused; as deep....

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No big butts for him. He liked her slim.
Turn around, turned on, he couldn’t deny it,
when she slipped on those padded briefs.
She modeled those steamy lacy undies
and now he loves, even more, of his wife.

8/31/2022...

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Gertrude Besamer was a bunny with style, flair, and class.
She entered Marla’s Tearoom with a bit of jazzy sass.
Marla complimented her on her barrette made of glass.
And her well-padded bustle which enhanced her pretty a…....

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Sleek beauty
Silently bounding
On velvet padded paws
Gold against the setting sun
In a shimmer of heat


A jeep out of nowhere
Men with rifles
Take aim in the haze
There lies the lifeless body 
Of Queen of the Savannah...

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Padded bra
Short skirt
Make-up on
tight shirt
heels done up
curled hair
walk around
men stare
what i think
right now
is not about
remarks like 'wow'
its about my wish
that you were here
to hug me close
and wipe my tear...

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Skinny Claus, padded coat, he-he!
Know-it-all kids pull his goatee,
heckling, “Where’d your beard go? pray tell."
“Same place as my toy bag. -- Oh well!”

December 22, 2020

contest:  Christmas Chastushka
sponsor: Andrea Dietrich...

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The nervous young couple
    turned wedding bell blues
    into wedding bluebells
  They escaped from the dance floor
    and bought padded cells

  that no yells or screams can penetrate
    ~ returned just in time for orange bluebell cake...

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Dusk settled on light green trees
Timid mongoose peeped
Padded feet in the alley
Cool breeze thru leaves seeped
 It started to feast
On old canned fish and stale meat
Stars twinkles in east


27/9/12
BY-Tahera Mannan
Contest- Wonder Of Dusk In Seguidilla...

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Haiku Trilogy 


Fox poises mid-step

Rabbit scent tantalizes

Mouth waters wildly

 

Eyes peer intently

Haunches crouched, slung low to ground

Biding time to spring

 

Mountain lion growls

Padded feet part tall grasses

Hunter now hunted

©R.Selena Howard-Rowland,2012...

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Words, woven into the kernel of my emotion
penned by sagacious poets on the soup,
are calling forth poetry,
from my mind's tower.
I can also hear the muse,
dictating another lines of poems.
But, why is my pen's stroke faint,
on the padded book I write?
Don't you think I need a refill?...

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Soft padded paws stalk
Golden eyes glow with knowledge
Fade into darkness

Darkness eternal
Does light exist anymore?
Starving corpses wail

Hungry light feeding
Patterns appear in shadows
Soon the world is whole

A great hole appears
Cycles repeating 
Fade and back again...

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love it luv it lubbit....
the modern curse of what you eat,
come back to sit an stay in the meat,
the blubber is arising ,
unwanted an surprising ,
so fat cant see me feet,
drattalising:(
but i got a well padded seat:)

Don Johnson

thank you Sara Kendrick

"Chocolate-Trochee"...

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John had a favorite reading chair 
near the corner of the room
angled towards the fireplace 
with a tall lamp light 
set at just the right height
padded with his wife's 
embroidered cushions by his side
and a custom-made ottoman under his feet
John sat there looking happy and complete....

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It rains--it stops
It stops--it rains
buckets fall from padded cell skies
courtesy of sponge Bob clouds
white light melts all with bold piercing rays
Sunny, reflecting, sighs, "I shine aloud"
Regaining in-lighten-ment, the solar king
rains supreme in palate heavens of
framed rainbows bright....

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Golden waves sway in a strange sky to create a new shade.
With bare feet, cross a shroud's path, but no one is aware.
Summer starts as scarlet hues salute a mottled promenade.
This image has gold sparkle and blue padded birds there.



Written: August 14, 2021...

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