She's Making the Breast of It

Poor Petra has never been blessed
with boobies - (she’s got a flat chest)
She pleads and she begs
Just grow (darn fried eggs)
A padded bra boosts them the best!

08/06/20

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Sean Kelly

August 12, 2020 at 6:35 AM

"Perhaps Petra should try to 'enhance': I just think it is worth the chance: She shouldn't give up: At least they're sunny side up: And will never hang down to her pants": Sorry for the Limerick reply to your Xlent ,witty and always funny piece./ Seán ..

Maurice Rigoler

August 11, 2020 at 7:26 AM

It's one feature of a man's anatomy he doesn't have to bounce around. Good one! Thanks, Jan, for the stop by. / M

Carolyn Devonshire

August 9, 2020 at 11:05 AM

What a cute limerick, Jan! Those of us with a pirate's treasure (sunken chest) applaud. Thanks for the laugh. Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison

August 9, 2020 at 2:41 PM

lol thanks for the comment:-) hugs jan xx

Regina Mcintosh

August 9, 2020 at 4:49 AM

This is so adorable. Love it, Dear Jan. Love to you

Jan Allison

August 9, 2020 at 2:40 PM

thanks so much Regina:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

August 9, 2020 at 3:49 AM

LOL, had a good laugh at this one! Hope you are feeling much better now, my friend x

Jan Allison

August 9, 2020 at 2:40 PM

I'm fine thanks jack speak to the consultant on Tuesday:-) hugs Jan xx

John Watt

August 8, 2020 at 2:19 PM

Maybe Petra can get together with Sue from the river bank, and find a happy medium! Wouldn't want poor Petra to drown in the river, now would we? These two limericks are my favourites in recent mammary, er, memory. Love your humour my friend. Hugs ~ John

Jan Allison

August 9, 2020 at 2:39 PM

lol love the word play John ... i think my funny muse is returning!:-) hugs jan xx